That dream died 15 years ago, when she figured out the broke-ass con man hooked the hooker. Now she’s roped into his multi-level marketing campaign, reminiscing about her backpage days, between hard-selling MAGA hats to her cousins in Slovenia.

I got a ticket for going 55 on a 35 mph on ramp, as I was merging onto the highway. I was 17 and took the wrong exit, into Boyertown, PA. I spent all of 1 minute there, turning around to get back on the highway, when a local cop pulled me over. I asked what I did and he responded “ I’m the one asking the questions…

They probably just bought the printers.

Google says the average human flacccid is 3.66, so 3.7 is HUGE in the Mushroom Kingdom.

Civil War is a modern classic, you cretin.

Literally worse than ISIS- promoting terrorist attacks on US soil, planning them, carrying them out and celebrating afterwards. I am shocked at the lack of media coverage this gets. These cretins signify the downfall of Western Civilization with their misguided defense of it.

The (((Keebler Elves))) have a Prime Minister, not a King.

I thought it was CGI Liev Schreiber, not Live.

Trump’s shameful incompetence is godsend to the Democrats. Like Joel Embiid tweeted after the election: “America is tanking, you gotta trust the process.”

IM2 > IM3 easily.

The Good- 1) Black Panther 2) Winter Soldier 3) Civil War 4) Iron Man 5) Thor: Ragnarok 6) Guardians of the Galaxy 7) The Avengers 8) Spiderman: Homecoming

I thought it was Liev Schreiber’s Sabertooth

That’s because they came straight from work.

Kingdom Come: Ren-Fair Sim exemplifies the hubristic shortcomings of it’s sophomoric fanbase. Ignoring logical constructions can feel exhilarating for a moment, like a class clown’s gallows humor prior to a difficult exam, but this joke tires quickly. This is not a Historically Realistic depiction of Medieval life,…

James Bond surfs a Corgi through the palace?

This pisses me off to no end. Anything short of sex acts should be protected and even those just belong in the unfiltered section. Cleavage isn’t even sexual.

Mustang KIAed. Stung to death. I’m a Mustang fan and even I love this Korean manufacturer upping the game. Best KIA ad ever....but...

The Lupin Fiat was crossing a line.

When I was 17, I got a 55 mph speeding ticket on a highway on ramp. I took the wrong exit into a small town in PA, turned around and started accelerating to leave when I saw lights flashing. The local cop asked: “Where are you off to in such a hurry?” after I spent literally 1 minute in his town.

Counterpoint: 4chan was a mistake