Frankly, I'm only surprised that the contest is not between London and NYC... Paris is a gorgeous city but it's clear that it is past its prime. It feels a bit dead-ish to me and I say this as someone who loves history, architecture and who is half French.

Consuming more fluids will call on the power of the moon, stimulate renal activity, and allow your body to lose its excess water. This flushes out the toxins that accumulate in the body due to unhealthy foods, bad digestion, and stress, and provides a detoxifying effect that will strengthen your immune system.

This was the response in my brain too. Thanks for finding a GIF that went with it.

Unfortunately, history is littered with human refuse whose only excuse for their behavior is "I was just following orders."

I think he looks like the only warm person there...

The fact that we know he is the skeevy drunk uncle who sleeps with the babysitter doesn't help his case, either.

Oh yes. I even watched Pretty in Pink while sick for the vintage Spader. He's with Tom Wolfe on the short list of guys who pull off linen suits with aplomb.

Oh, so cruel, and yet, so accurate.

Mmmmm James Spader.
Also, hair loss has no bearing on a man's sexiness. Case in point: Chris Meloni.

Well, the man was kind of burning the candle on both ends there for a while. That'll put some years on your grill.

OH MY GOD I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY BRUSSELS SPROUTS YOU'RE RIGHT

I used to love it but then I got it in my butthole once and I thought I was going to die. It felt like a thousand suns burning into my sphincter :/ haven't used it since

I love that stuff! I probably take a shower that's too hot, but I don't have any chronic skin problems other than face acne, which is impervious to seriously all forms of *doing or not doing anything. I only shower about three times a week (more if I get super sweaty). My fave, which I do about once a week, is to…

Ahhh, I remember... bad rico! :) Thx to you, I now retroactively deem myself a Six Feet Under reference.

Did you get your $10,000 bounty up front, or is Jezebel sending the check in the mail?

Sorry, Jez. I'm on Hannah/Lena's side.

Omg dave gilmour was dreeeamy.

He was mean as hell and sexy as fuck. I was like "why are we watching these tepid dipshits and their stupid teenage triangle when we could be watching Spader's character ascend to his prep school throne? Oh hang on..." and watched Less Than Zero instead.