I love that they are 'sexy' eggs. I saw historical pasta in Venice described as 'not sexy'. :)

Oh man, I was holding out until the last 5 seconds and then he won me over. "If you want to be a good boyfriend, go upstairs now and give it to her in bed. The breakfast."

Hahaha, nice to know that even Gordon Ramsay burns his toast sometimes. :)

Great, now I'm hungry *and* horny.

Need and want. Wow.

That looks amazing! And let's talk about the eggs for a second!

"I used to hang out at his place, we used to drive around the Oakwood Apartments, and we thought we were very cool driving around the Oakwood Apartments, being like, 'Yeah. We can drive.' And just being dicks."

This! Yes, this.

If i do nothing else tomorrow I will find a way to work "sweet fancy Christ on a bicycle" into a conversation.

and it used to be that if someone you weren't interested in wanted your number, you could just give him a fake one. not anymore. now they text you immediately to see it it's real. now, you HAVE to say, "Sorry, not interested," and deal with the "WTF, Why?" and "Fuck you, you ugly anyways," comments

So at what point do we get to say that you guys are picking on people who are mentally ill? I get that's she's a fun troll to poke and hate-read but it seems like she also has an illness here. It's pretty obvious she's channeling her self-hate outward. Having dealt with an eating disorder myself—and having had many…

I will not rest until he is cast as Shadow in the American Gods series. If it ever gets made.

Boy Bye. When he has to pay that car note, his mortgage, and take his girl out for sushi, he's going to go 'where coach taylor at?'

I keep hearing people say "Well, I don't even make $15! Why should fry cooks ask for it when I don't even get it for my job?"

Nice music choice.

They were callin' 'em Piss, but they weren't moving any units.

"Diamonds are supposed to be cullahless." I looove the movie Beautiful Girls.

me too! then i met jared leto when i was 18, and he was such a douche that my boner completely deflated

Right?? Good god...