Honestly, I’m not convinced that Avery is innocent. But I’m pretty sure that the Sheriff’s office and the DA turned the whole case into such a log-jam clusterfuck that there is no way we will ever know what really happened, whether there is another trial or not. If they had been half as interested in actually finding…

No, I’m not a huge fan of babies either, and I’ve had 2 of my own.

I watched it on an airplane during an overnight flight, on Xanax. It is the most perfect movie in the world to watch on a red-eye, on Xanax. When it’s over, you’re like “Wait, did I actually just watch a movie, or did I really fall asleep and have a weird, beautiful, thoroughly unsettling dream?”

They still sell the Tippi sweaters, but the quality has sharply declined in the past few years. I LOVED the Tippi, and I used to buy 3 or 4 a year in different colors, up until last spring. If I hold up the ones I have from around 20102 (?) next to those from just 6 months ago, you can really see the difference. The…

Yeah, but he didn’t start doing girls until he was 2.

Thanks for that!

She was heckled for whining like a spoiled baby. The audio in the video was pretty clear. She was bitching about Wes Welker fucking up and losing the game for Tommy Terrific way before anyone started making fun of her.

Ah, okay, I get it.

Actually, that photo is amazing, because it was taken right after the Patriots lost the Superbowl, Gisele got heckled by Giants fans on her way out of the stadium, and I love to imagine that when they finally met up, he was probably expecting a hug and a “There will be other Superbowls, my darling.” But the look on…

I’ve always loved this photo.

I would expect nothing less from the dude who wrote Clerks. He knows exactly how you guys would have talked about him after he left.

I ended a very close friendship earlier this year. Although I was the one who did the “breaking up” I have spilled more tears over the end of this friendship than any relationship I’ve ever had.

And the younger Lucinda didn’t even know that the dress was missing until it had already been retrieved, making it a fun wedding story before the bride had a chance to get anxious or angry.

He truly is the IRL Mike Dexter.

My kid watched the trailer, and as soon as it was over, he was like “Yeah, but I’m kind of sure Superman is gonna win.” He’s 7. When even a 7 year old can’t suspend disbelief, Batman is shit out of luck.

Yes...Taylor Kitsch doesn’t do a thing for me, but Riggins. Oh god, Riggins.

According to this, my soulmate is someone that I don’t know very well, is not related to me, and I don’t really even like that much. Either the algorithm is full of shit, or I am a terrible judge of character. Possibly both.

So sad I missed this one.

Agreed, the more closely Spike resembles Billy Idol, the more attractive I find him. Which is weird, since that is exactly the opposite of how I feel about any other human being, Jared Leto included.

Joanna Andersen 4-eva. No seriously. I don't care how you feel about Love Actually. There is nothing better than this. The fact that she grows up to be Marceline is just icing on an already adorable cake.