No. Spending an obscene amount of money on a dress you'll wear exactly once is a spoiled, self-indulgent, wasteful practice, but not one that is in any way limited to Americans. What you do with it after that is irrelevant.

Heh, yeah. I guess because my (not obscenely expensive, but still the most I've ever spent on a single item of clothing) wedding dress got destroyed accidentally, I see the humor. For a split second when I heard the fabric rip, my stomach dropped, like "OMFG, I just ruined my dress!" But then I had to laugh, because…

That's what I mean, though....whether you spend $100 or $10,000, it's not a sound investment either way. You'll never wear it again! Yeah, I could spend even more money to have it "preserved" and then it can take up way too much (valuable) space in my closet for 30 years on the off-chance that my daughter might want…

Eh, I get it. I destroyed my wedding dress without even trying (Little underhooks on the train got caught under one of those revolving doors at the reception. Rrrrrriiiiip!) I didn't even get a cool commemorative photo.

Seriously. A very long time ago, when I had no children and lots of disposable income, I was in Italy with my (very wealthy) aunt. We went into a Frette store because she wanted to buy new linens. Before that day, I hadn't even realized it was possible to spend $1000+ on fucking bed sheets. Of course her husband is…

I don't know, I think those ultrasound estimates are crazy accurate. When I realized I was pregnant with my second, I had no idea how far along I was, as I still hadn't had a period since the birth of my first, 10 months earlier. When I went for the ultrasound, the woman was able to pinpoint the exact day of…

Well then, that makes way more sense.

Wait, is that Kanye's actual bed? That's disappointing. I mean, it looks comfy and all, but from what I can see of it, it's strikingly similar to my own bed, which I purchased from West Elm. With a coupon code. I pictured Kanye West sleeping atop some 4-poster mahogany monstrosity custom made to resemble the sleeping…

"SPOTLIGHT DANCE! Ultra New Wave music!"

I once read a comment (maybe it was here) pointing out that Kit Harington always looks like he can't believe how gross your bathroom is. It's funny 'cuz it's true. Now that I know he's a descendant of a toilet magnate, it just makes me laugh harder.

I'm a smug, self-righteous egomaniac

Very not very interesting.

You vastly overestimate how seriously I'm taking you right now. "REALLY SERIOUS SHIT" =/= "I'm bored and feel like being rude to a shithead on the internet because it beats putting the laundry away."

Who said anything about leaving? I'm just suggesting that you take 30 seconds of the time you spend appointing yourself Captain Safe Space of the Bodyism Police: Internet Comment Division, and maybe reflect on how "smarmy dickhead" isn't a good look.

Bodyism? Sweet fancy Christ on a bicycle, are you for real?

I am so jealous that you get to experience the awesomeness that is SFU for the first time. It's probably my favorite show of all time, and I love the fuck out of many shows.

I don't know, man. What I do know, is that you seem to be spending a lot of time trying to let everyone know that you don't care what they think about celebrities, as though your opinion of their opinion of celebrities is somehow more interesting.

Yeah, why masturbate over Tom Hiddleston, or any celebrity for that matter, when you can masturbate to the idea that you're the Internet Arbiter of All Things Interesting?

She's been conditioned to fear and respect the escalator.

The most shocking thing to me, was that this was not the Christufuh she was talking about.