For real. The women wearing fucking motorcycle jackets in the polar vortex are the ones who seem cold.

Probably because it is really, really fucking cold tonight. I had to go out a couple of hours ago, and my car thermometer claimed that it was 6 degrees. (I'm about 50 miles from Yankee Stadium, so I can't imagine it was much different there.)

Oh, there are no black people in any of your yoga classes?

Honestly, I don't even feel like I'm picking apart his looks so much as I am his general vibe, or aura, if you will. As I've posted upthread, I've got plenty of love for James Spader, despite his having aged into a startling resemblance to my Aunt Sherry. But I used to look at Jude Law and think "Awwww, yeah." And…

See that? A well behaved Hiddleston is no fun at all.

Thing is...I don't think he's some hideous bridge troll or anything. I doubt he's ever made small children cry with his terrifying face. It's just weird to me that a guy who used to be just So. Fucking. Hot. can go from that to "Meh" in a relatively short period of time.

It's like he got some gilding from the Greek gods there a while ago and it's slowly worn off.

You better keep behaving yourself, Tom Hiddleston...

No, I get you. Every time there is a Spader love-fest on Jezebel, some dickwad has to pipe up with a current picture of him and I feel it's my solemn duty to be like "SO???? Don't care, still hot, would bang!!!"

Oh, it's not the hair loss I'm talking about. I have very well documented on Jezebel feelings about the 80's answer to Jude Law, one Mr. James Spader, who despite now being bald, kind of puffy in the face and considerably past his physical peak, I would still hit like a screen door in a hurricane. Jude Law just seems…

I know. How the mighty have fallen. He looks more like Phil Collins these days.

Aw man, I remember that Jude Law. I know we all get older, but I feel like he went from "Hottest Guy on the Planet" to "Skeevy Drunk Uncle" status in like 10 years.

I just made a metric fuckton of baked ziti and 6 chicken pot pies. For the right price, I will eat it all, right now. Pay up, suckas.

HA! Yes, I too learned the hard way to keep the Bronner's far, far away from the undercarriage. I usually just steal some of the Aveeno Baby stuff I buy for my kids for those purposes.

Really? That's so weird. I'm convinced that I have the driest skin in the world, and it's the only thing that makes me feel clean without zapping all of the moisture from my skin. "Moisturizing" soaps and body washes make me feel like I just rolled around in a tub of perfumed lard. I have nothing against fragrance,…

When Rico and Vanessa were separated and he had a fling with Ileana Douglas's character at some convention. The next morning she came in with Funyuns from the vending machine and was like "Oh, here, I got a bag for you too!"

Unrelated, but I just have to ask. Is your username a Six Feet Under reference ?

Oh, I totally get it. 8 months out of the year I can totally get by with lukewarm water, but today it was 7 degrees in the morning. 7 fucking degrees. Fahrenheit. I definitely cave in and take hotter showers this time of year. I still battle the urge to crank the lever as far as it can go.

I really don't, sorry. I gave up the hot showers on the advice of my dermatologist years ago, and my skin definitely improved shortly thereafter. I'm sure if you googled it, you could find something to back it up.

Dr. Bronner's Castille Soap is the best soap I've ever used. It's the only thing that gives me that soapy lather I so desperately need without drying my skin. And as my daughter pointed out "It smells like candy canes!"