I totally understand. I would never say something like that to a person who had lost a child. I am so sorry for your loss. Obviously Goop's immediate reaction would be "But enough about you and your pesky plebeian problems. Let's talk about how I would feel if it happened to me."

Oh my god, where has this gif been all of my life?

"I can't imagine how you're still standing up. I think I would die." - Gwyneth to a woman who had lost her son.

Like, not to scare you or anything, but the years between 27 and 35? I have no idea what happened to them. Gone, in the blink of an eye. I woke up one morning with a husband, a mortgage, a couple of kids and more than a couple of grey hairs. Literally overnight. So no...you're not old yet, but you will be before you…

Ha! I read this and immediately thought "Of course I've heard of Blue Monday? Who the fuck doesn't know Blue Monday?"

Yes, I was the homely girl with the ledger.

I guess, kind of? The events were mostly dude-bro sporting type events, which I don't really go to. Do those have booths? She didn't go to cons or anything, it was more like "X-TREEEEEEEMMMMMMEEEEEEE Douche-Fest '08!!!!" stuff. (So I'd hold the "high class" descriptor, that's for sure.)

Haha! No, it really wasn't! It was...lets just say it's not the kind of job that screams "respectable" but it wasn't THAT bad that she had to lie so blatantly! Okay, I don't know what the actual title would be, but she worked for a large, very well-known company. Basically she was one of the girls that was paid to go…

I also really want to know what "Science Educator" means. Clearly she's not a science teacher, because it would say "Science Teacher." I'm dying to know what the fuck "Science Educator" is a euphemism for.

Somebody hook that guy up with the girl from this season who has "Animal Lover" for her profession.

It's like....all the wacky hijinks of the first Home Alone but with the added level of sophistication that only the Plaza can provide!

I feel very strongly that 80% of the ages and occupations are made up. And "favorite" book is code for "The only book I've read since High School."

I'm totally going to do this. I was going to do it last week, but hey...snowed in, really cold, etc. I'm making a big batch of bone broth in my slow cooker right now. I'm a little bit nervous about leaving it on overnight, but I read it needs a minimum of 18 hours, ideally 24. I'm so psyched for it, though, I'm…

Seriously. My kids go to the same dentist I've been going to for years. He's not a "pediatric" dentist, but my kids like him and I trust him. That's worth far more to me than a jungle gym in the waiting room.

I know that pediatric dentists exist for a reason, and that many children do get lots of cavities. HOWEVER....this happened to my best friend:

I live for Matt Smith gifs. I once read someone describe his face as looking like a foot, and while that may be true, it's an interesting face and I like it.

The Rains of Castamere performed by The National

Parisian? Ooh la la!

Veronica and Wallace cannot ever be together, because in the Mars-verse that exists in my brain, they are step-siblings.