I'm proud to be an American, where at least I know my cheddar biscuits will be free. And I won't forget the men who died, so I can bitch about automatic gratuity.

It’s actually (from what I’ve read) from the German tradition brought to the US in the 1700s! So it’s totally right-on as far as Easter traditions go. Also, sounds fun. http://time.com/3767518/easter…

Indoor family egg and candy hunts are so much more entertaining than giant public ones. Better hiding spots, more reward.

The clothes thing really pisses me off. Why can't I find a t-shirt that isn't see-through?!

Because if I have to acknowledge the likelihood that my parents had sex, it’s at least better to assume it was dutiful and joyless and only happened the once.

/sadly resets the "DAYS WITHOUT AN EMBARRASSING STORY ABOUT MY HOME STATE" counter to zero

Come on now, they probably had a whole binder full of women!

As one of the exact people you're describing, it's incredibly frustrating. It makes me even more angry that everyone I know, on both sides of the aisle, is universally against this bill.

Exactly, because everyone knows that I go around to people's homes asking if they "have a moment to talk about the teachings of Laverne Cox."

Gamergaters lol. "Hey we don't rape & mutilate women! We just threaten to rape & mutilate women! Get off our backs!"

We just really, really, really need to get rid of the Harper government. Like, really.

I've been singing "in all of us command" since school. Fuck the sons, I said. I was pretty radical.

It's very nice that you found an environment in which you are happy, but I do wish people would stop deferring to evolution every single time. The people who write books and push the idea that humans "evolved" or "didn't evolve" to be monogamous or play football or drive a Toyota Cressida do so with very flimsy…

As a Canadian, I'll confirm that many Canadians are willing to break stereotype in order to shut down racist assholes like the one in Amy's story.

on behalf of my fellow Canucks....Screw with my family, my friend or neighbour (no matter what race or origin) and you will have a fight on your hands, sometimes with a hockey stick in hand.

Didn't he get together with her not too long after Linda died? Paul and Linda had SUCH A LOVE, and I think he was really lost without her, and was desperately looking for something like that to ground him again. We all saw this trainwreck coming from a mile away, unfortunately. I never cared for her; at first because…

what country isn't homophobic

"Find three unrelated witnesses"

So...investigate?

If corporations are truly people, McDonald's is the guy who takes five ones on the table at the start of the meal, announces that it's the tip, and pockets one for every time the waiter's groveling is insufficient.