True.

ALCONLEIGH IS A TORONTONIAN?

I knew the best of us were.

YOU BITE YOUR TONGUE.

All of which are better than "Marvin."

Just like the old saying goes: "A way to a man's heart is through his stomach. A way to a woman's stomach is through her vagina. Or was it heart? I can't remember. Anyway, vagina."

I'm genuinely embarrassed that I let slip such an obvious opportunity for a Captain Planet reference.

Same with large feet, honestly. I wear a size 10-11, depending on the shoe, and they almost never have my size in the shoes that I want. It's even worse for people with bigger feet than me.

I appreciate a fine bagged milk connoisseur.

Cool, committed bagged-milk drinkers like my family, buy milk bag holders made from stainless steel or ceramic. The milk gets colder and stays colder longer outside the fridge.

God damn it as a kid I sort of imagined the smart kids had it easier. I was sort of at the other end of the spectrum as a child...

Sometimes I don't share the boring as fuck thoughts I have because I feel like a lunatic responding every time with "I'm thinking about lipstick." All of my thoughts are about lipstick. (I feel like a lunatic even writing that). Should I be having deep thoughts? I should probably be having deep thoughts.

The part about her period being useless because she's a lesbian echoes my thoughts exactly. Like, it's so fucking pointless for me to have a period, it's not even funny. I almost feel like it shouldn't even pertain to me.

Don't launder grant money, don't kill anyone, and don't fuck the students. That's what I was told was necessary to keep your job once you've got tenure.

Even if all these women were somehow "mistaken," you would hope that Columbia would think that this guy is, at the minimum, a shitty individual who has questionable behavior around women, and maybe isn't somebody they want on their campus.

Listen, I'm not here to ruin anyone's good time...

I have so much to say about this! Thank you for writing about these two. I think a lot of young women find something to relate to in thier friendship.

She does get a pretty significant subplot in the finale movie. She wants to go to the black university her dad and grandmother went to so she doesn't have to feel like the token black kid all the time. Her parents are pressuring her to go to an ivy. She's so used to being perfect and pleasing that she can't stand…

Yo Gabba Gabba is watched by people of all ages and various levels of sobriety, so maybe they were on to something.