I know, right? It's almost like they're athletes instead of sex objects. Weird.

Man, fat guys who haven't been laid this century are about to lay down some fiery hot takes about women and "their place" in this comment section.

The only actually fun baby shower I ever attended was one in which the hostess bought a ton of onesies in different colors and sizes and a bunch of fabric markers and paint and we were all allowed to design our own baby clothes for the kid. (Nobody, at that point, knew the sex except probably the gynecologist, so it…

I like Carter's and Old Navy for plain and striped tees and onesies. Lands End and LL Bean are good for bigger kids. Signed, a mom who is inordinately proud of never having dressed either of her two sons in anything sports related. (NASA and Star Wars tees are another story).

Okay, but if those are her 4 year old daughter's slippers, that kid has some giant feet. #footshaming

Probably going to avoid Jezebel until that horrible ad with the worm coming out of someone's eye is gone.

Women like Megyn Kelly, who spout insane regressive drivel that only serves to harm their own gender in return for a paycheck, make you realize why Dante dedicated the lowest circle of Hell to the traitorous.

REAL TALK, BLUEJEANS

REAL TALK, EVERYONE:

Oh? In what world? So having a gun didn't a) embolden this guy and b) make it easier?

I'm the same size exactly, and yes, no one ever offered a seat on the train.

I didn't show with my 2nd until 8 months. She was low-riding and I am tall! So maybe?

I have her shoes. Can I still wear them in 2014?

I, too, am an old school badass. Although I did play the creepy baby in Twilight.

Especially when we all know it is children who are clueless pigs. Somehow my kids are each able to leave 3 pairs of socks on the floor every day.

I've been so drunk that I literally forgot my best friend's name. I introduced her as my best friend and said "now what was your name again?" We'd been friends for years at that point. I was so drunk Friday night that I woke up Saturday morning not knowing where the fuck I was and trying to figure out how I was going…

When I get drunk and say the wrong thing, it's always something I normally WOULD have said, if I lacked inhibitions. Like a TMI thing, or taking jokes too far, or being bitchy. I don't get racist when I'm drunk, being drunk doesn't change my opinions and ideals It just makes me more likely to say them out loud.

lol yeah nobody uses asshole or idiot or jerk or moron or shit stain or fucker or loser or dumbass they just go straight to racial epithets lol hypocrites lol lol lol

I've never used a racial slur. That doesn't qualify me for a medal; it makes me an average, relatively decent person, I think. Oldman must be hanging around the wrong people.

I don't know about Mel. He got drunk and said a few things, but we've all said those things. We're all fucking hypocrites. That's what I think about it. The policeman who arrested him has never used the word nigger or that fucking Jew? I'm being brutally honest here. It's the hypocrisy of it that drives me crazy.