I don't care how good of a singer you are. You're on a plane. Shut the fuck up.

I really dislike the movie, and the singing is nice, but I would be completely unnerved if I was sitting minding my own business on a plane when I suddenly hear a group of people singing a song in unison. No one else find this even remotely creepy? I know we shouldn't be so paranoid, and maybe it's my distaste for the…

Good Christ! I have 3 kids, all birthed in a hospital setting with the assistance of a midwife, nurse and husband (and drugs for 2 of them). I cannot, for the fucking life of me, imagine giving birth at 16 in my childhood home's bedroom (how do you hide the mess from your mom?!). Then taking that newborn - so soon…

This reminds me of the time my now ex-husband announced on Facebook "Well, my wife just walked out on me," and proceeded to check in to one local bar after another, so he could live-blog his binge drinking. Stars! They're just like us!

I could so go for a religieuse right now... helloooooooooo ladies NOM

How about crochet? I made an amoeba recently. And a grumpy turnip.

I hope that she is getting some mental health treatment. I was sexually assaulted as a teen, and now understand that I had PTSD that went untreated (1970's, ya know.) Her mind will need healing too, to avoid ongoing trauma. And all those folks who ignored her pleas for help - it breaks my heart.

I had this conversation with my students when I showed them the first episode (after explaining that one doesn't "believe" in science because it's a fact that exists whether you "believe" it or not).

I'm a science student and I have this bizarre fear that if I think too much about how amazing it is that Earth is inhabitable and has an atmosphere and whatever, the atmosphere will cease to exist and I'll die in the vacuum of space. Like, the atmosphere only exists and works because I believe in it, and if I question…

I can get behind these Creationists. As reigning office champion of waste paper basketball, I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY I HAVEN'T BEEN FEATURED ON ESPN'S SPORTS CENTER!

I wish the it was as easy that if you don't believe in a scientific theory it stopped applying to you. Then they could stop believing in gravity and float up out of here.

Women with small breast can have saggy tits. If you get pregnant, there is good chance, regardless of your breast size, that you will have saggy tits. Guess what? Having saggy tits isn't the end of the world. I have saggy tits and world has not yet fallen off its axis.

I think there's another variable too - developing loving relationships that aren't just romantic reminds you that you can have companionship even if you don't yet know "the one" (which is a really dumb concept - and yes, I'm happily married.) So I'd also add, enjoy the relationships you DO have - being in a LTR…

Under monster attacks:

I still stand behind the stuff I did early on... Another side of that is just being young and having bad taste. There was plenty of that too."

My husband has three marks on his upper arms from Eastern European Communist regime state-mandated vaccinations. You know what he doesn't have? Preventable-via-vaccination diseases.

Try to stop saying that you hate a body part. It makes the biggest difference. You don't have to have to say you love your breasts. http://www.reddit.com/r/ABraThatFits…

The good news is, now a bunch of dudes are going to show and state their boob preferences. If you are lucky, maybe they'll like your boobs. Then your life will be complete and the conversation be over. Can't wait.

Seriously I am offended on Jameson's behalf.