Is is fucked up that this made me laugh?

The guy who called his alarm clock "nigger"

Libertarian asshole I fought with a LOT who was bad in bed and who then grew up to be a WSJ columnist.

I'm going to say that the red flag author equivalent for men dating women is Thomas Hardy. If a girl loves something as depressing as that she's going to make your life miserable.

Cheese is the best! I could plow back half a brick all to my fat, greedy self! At least I now have the excuse of turning my vagina into a genius making machine!

I support you whole-heartedly.

You didn't ask me but I'm chiming in, anyway, because I will have an oopherectomy eventually and I've looked into it. There can be health risks to early menopause: higher risk of heart problems, mental issues (forgetfulness, etc.) and osteoporosis.

Cat owners are well aware that our pets/substitute children are pretty much indifferent to love and intolerant of most humans and therefore make terrible therapy pets (in most contexts). Faced with a room of special needs kids my cat would hiss and hide. My mom's dog spends one day a week in the special needs…