so many white dreds...

I work near the Liberty Bell. When I left my office at lunch, I tried to help some lost Bernie Bros. They had no idea that the march was taking place at City Hall. I tried to be helpful by saying that there were enough of them at this corner that they could start their own rally. One Bro didn’t like that suggestion at…

In cases like these, what happens to the dependents? There’s a toddler involved in all of this. When she was in jail, where did her kid go?

There are two other characters that remain in the shadows: her parents. I’ve never been the parent of a teenager, but I’ve been a teenager with parents. It’s a parent’s job to keep the kid safe. When you read how almost complicit her mother was, you realise who really did this girl the first dis-service.

Remember, girls! Above all else, we must remain fuckable.

My place of employment is old...older than the US. At the first meeting, the membership (old, white men) “studied” the skin of two light-skinned children: a boy, aged 5, and a girl, aged 2 1/2. I can’t even imagine how terrified those poor kids must have been. I hate reading that report.

I was raised Chabad Jewish in Switzerland, so this time of year was confusing for 5 year old me. For some reason, I believed in Santa and my family was okay with that. How does Santa know a Jewish or Muslim home apart from a Christian one?

Somebody does not skip leg day.

My mom and dad took me to a fancy Mexican restaurant and gave me a nice camera. It was very nice and I don’t feel bad about it. My mom is taller than Naomi Campbell and my dad is cooler than Grace Jones [LIES!]. Sadly, I don’t have as nice a smile as Tracee Ellis Ross.

It depends on your kid. Those first 3 months are intense. I would usually put the boy in his car seat on the shower floor while I showered. But, now, he eats toilet paper, likes to play with toilet water (he knows how to open the toilet lid). Mostly, he peeks into the shower and giggles at me. It’s really quite…

Honest question: Do these organizations not know anyone who had a miscarriage?

When you want a baby and you think you’re gonna have a baby and then you don’t....it’s fucking brutal. How do pro-lifers talk or think about miscarriages? I honestly would like to know, but I’m a little afraid to Google that shit.

Pasta 4eva.

Can I ask you advice, please? I’m traveling soon with my 9 month old son (very giggly and smiley, but super into walking and exploring). The last time we flew across the country, he was 4 months old and mostly a glow-worm. How are we gonna do this? We have only 2 seats. We don’t have a tablet. Am I doomed to be in…

FOR REAL. This was my first thought. My mom and my father have been divorced since 1981 and she still refuses to go to the city where he lives (it’s a very nice city).

I’m glad I’m not the only one.

I, too, live in a tiny house with the first great-grandchild. Oh, it’s exciting to give my baby gifts! My work around not getting 1 million gifts? I have specifically asked that everyone make a list of favorite things to do and please do them with my kid.

We're such damn communists, we took the bus from city hall to the sandwich shop.

These two actually look like they're having fun and I kind of want their hats. Also, they might be the most California people I've ever seen. I'm seriously impressed with the beautiful locks of blonde hair and all those white teeth. I'm pretty sure I've never been this carefree.

Can you get married at Coachella?

The green grass was my first thought, too! Do they truck it in? Isn't there a water shortage and everybody can only drink 1 liter a day, or something?