I mostly think of you as funny, which is something I would really like to be. It's true that I "don't want to be fat," but more than that, I would like to run as fast as the fat girl next to me was running last night. Like the wind, I tell you. So if you run fast and lift like a champ, sorry, but I really really…

It's because she is a chronic sloucher. Every time I see her I want to yell, "Stand up straight, young lady!" Is she super tall or something?

There is a Posh reality show?! What rock have I been under? This weekend is gonna be AWESOME.

Me too. I hate going back to "the Motherland" and seeing a bunch of English everywhere. It's a fashion. I also agree that the message might get lost - though most youths know English very well. Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that I agree with your sentiment and I wish it were different.

Francophones are used to seeing ads in English. It's a mark of coolness. Americans seem to think that the French"hate" them, but I feel like it's opposite. The French are more fascinated by Anglo things.

Is Andy Cohen listening? THIS should be on Bravo next season!

I definitely agree on the make-up and the comfortable-in-their-own-skin. Perhaps a great amount of art therapy is the best accessory? Knowing yourself, I think, too. I love it when my friends play up their unusually characteristics. Do you have gorgeous dark skin? Wear bright colors. Do you have a perfectly shaped…

You know Blue Ivy is gonna run away with Aunt Solange. They will take an epic road-trip through South America in 20 years. Upon their return, they will bring back the kaftan.

My officemate has a pair of peachy-pink-white-ish fishnets. Sounds weird, but they REALLY work. They don't look like fishnets, they just make you look like you have amazing skin. She got them at CVS years ago. I cannot recommend this enough.

Solange and Diane von Furstenberg need to hold a tutorial on how to be super chic without looking like you put a ton of effort into it. Seriously. Look at those two! I want to hang out with them. Maybe we could have avant garde tea at some weirdo hole-in-the-wall in Oklahoma City (Because NYC is too obvious, people).…

I'm so glad I'm not the only one! I have 3 great friends who are all about a head shorter than me. In all those high school dance pictures I look like I'm a Monster about to eat their smiles.

I have no idea who Nancy O'Dell is, but my sister-in-law could be her twin. I had to stare at that picture to make sure it wasn't her. This is a compliment to both ladies. I hope Ms. O'Dell is as beautiful on the inside as my sister-in-law is.

You have to watch the end! They ran towards each other. They ran. There's dust clouding up behind them. It's awesome.

I knew a Anglo-French kid once who called kittens "bebe cats" - it was cute as hell.

Why did we all think we were so fat?? Looking back, I should have worn miniskirts every goddamn day. You can get away with such crazy fun fashion at 15.

Young Lady, put down that cigarette! Those cords you got from your dad are totally not as cute as you think they are, but they are still comfortable. It's okay to be super weird, no one will notice in college and no one from high school will remember.

Exactly. Hats were invented for polo. Come on, people! You're rich and leisurely; buy ridiculous hats! Also, you don't wear black to a Polo Match. That's just weird.

At least it's not pink.

As I was de-wallpapering my living-room this December (my Christmas Holiday of druggery), I listened with rapt attention to Howard Stern interviewing her for well over an hour. It was fascinating. It was hard to remember how young she really is. She is very self-possessed. She also gave an unbelievable live…