@NefariousNewt: My great-uncle Gustav (a physicist himself) stayed at the same sanitorium where she died. There's a fantastic picture of the two of them in lounge chairs, covered in mounds of blankets. I have no idea what kind of cure this was, but obviously, it didn't work.

Katy Perry and Russel Brand may both be nincompoops, but I always enjoy seeing people who are in love. It warms my evil little heart.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: I wonder if the original questioner also knows that Chicago doesn't really "do" Snow Days?

@Le Coucher d'Yvette: Actually, only 35% of Philly showed up, so it's mostly our fault. yay

@CassandraSays: Yeah, I don't think I like this Benevolent Sexism either. It's like the "good" kind of racism leveled at me. I'm Jewish so I MUST be smart.

I hope he and his wife have as many kids as they want.

Every kiss begins with Kanye?

@Moved to Complaints!: Between this gif and yesterday's Cocaine Bear, I'm going to drive my co-workers bonkers. Thank you for this.

Now we're truly Lesbian Shit Asses

Whatever...this is a TERRIBLE example of a Power Point presentation. She couldn't even use a Prezie? She wrote down (not even in short hand) EXACTLY what she'd be reading? There's audio files you can upload to PPT.

So Lightening Bolt Energy Drink is...just juice? Because things can't be more than 100%, right?

@newageamazon: Dear New Age Amazon :

@Indil: you 'member.

"So I own this restaurant..."

@futuremouse: Or it's all chocolates and sunshine for Bella, 'round the cuckoo for coco puffs clock?

@murphyah: I guess we could all learn a lesson from your grandma's cousin: Better to be a Nazi sympathizer than a Fatty! Phew, now everything is clear.

Somebody stole my grandma's hair! Quick, a Paramus Jezzie must go make sure she's not bald!

Hop! Suisse!

@AtomiClash humanitarian misanthrope: Yes. Yes he is.

@FroderickFronkensteen: Don't forget about the crank. He also had crank. In orange juice.