Honestly the most annoying thing about this to me is they got the shoes wrong. I don't care that they're trainers instead of pointy socks but why is there no white stripe? Sonic wears literally 1 article of clothing and they still manage to fuck it up.

Danny Rand is first and foremost, a spoiled american rich kid who finds himself in an exotic new world. A rich Asian-American boy who wears Nikes, plays video games and is chauffeured to school is simply not a big stretch of the imagination. The argument that Rand needs to be white to stand out is tantamount to…

It was some Hollywood magic; he simply jumped 30 feet vertically and they rotated the film by 90 degrees.

Who do I root for? On one side, we have a nonverbal orange-haired monster, concocted by capital to appeal to and siphon money from unsophisticated rubes, who has irritatingly saturated social media and (perhaps due to forces somewhat beyond his control) politicized sports. The other is Gritty.

Oooohh! A Sailboat!

But he also killed the guy who killed Hitler! What a dick!

GET some

truly incredible collection of comedic talent

I mean it would be a hi-larious twist though.

“I loved your mother Steven, but she could be kind of an asshole sometimes.”

While I don’t think they’ll go so far as to cast Rose as an asshole, if there’s any show that’d be willing to pull of a move resulting in “our pure-minded fallen leader was way more selfish and flawed than she let on”--and do it well--it’d be this one.

The thing that stuck out to me the most: when altering reality, Thanos turns anything harmful into bubbles. Bubbles, of all things. The guy is a monster, but somehow there is some weird gentler side within him. After all it seems he did care for his children, even if he forced them to live hard lives, abduction and…

No, it’s pretty awesome—Kirk travels back in time and his mom falls in love with him instead of George, and he has to correct the timeline and get back to the future before it’s too late. There’s a great scene where Spock sneaks into George’s bedroom and, since his species cannot lie, accurately identifies himself as…

I’m....I don’t...what level of reality are we supposed to be operating on here?

Nextwave is one of the most criminally underappreciated comics of the last 20 years

Do you think they’ll include Cable’s backstory of being the son of Cyclops and a clone of Jean Grey (Said clone would later go crazy after Scott ditched her for Jean once she came back to life.) and would get infected with a virus engineered by Apocalypse that would turn him into a crazed cyborg but was sent into the…

Death metal band.

Does anyone really come to B99 for the plot? The only time a B99 plot matters is the Halloween specials. Otherwise I want jokes and the crew making me feel fleetingly good about the world because they’re in it until I remember that oh yeah, they’re not real cops, cops are definitely not like this at all.

I have the same quibbles about the story too, but when a show makes me laugh and laugh often — from poor Rosa’s undercover salon stint from (her) hell, the frequent belly scoots out of the room (“I’m sorry you had to sit through that absurd conversation” *scootscootscoot*), and Holt’s super-formal texts — I can live…

Fuck you bootlicker.