Please wheels are so outdated. Hovercraft are the new format of choice.

Oh please, Salford Ramblers won the FA Cup 1904-1914 smoking like chimneys. The 'Salford Smog' was a common offensive tactic right up until the 1970s. And would Bobbie Trollops' famous twenty yard goal be as iconic if he hadn't been carrying a pint of bitter all the way up the pitch? Without spilling a drop I might…

I'm really bad for this. I've almost been beaten up by a rather excited Glaswegian because he thought I was taking the piss.

I think they're both excellent but then I only ever go in at half twelve at night high off my ass.

It gets to the point where Family Guy (!) is the superior show because at least their characters are built to be generic joke machines.

There's a great line The Thick of It where Malcolm Tucker rants that he's been doing his job for so long and so intensely that Malcolm doesn't exist anymore, he's just a shell for the job which pears out of Malcom's eye sockets.

I remain utterly baffled by Homer Goes to College, so many people consider it a classic but its like 22 minutes of white noise to me, not even bad like future horrors just a comedy void.

Ha, I guess, though we didnt see any stonemen climb onto the boat from the water. Maybe the first guy was just a little 'slow' and the others attacked in revenge - "Terry! No!"

That makes the first stone man to drop into the water a lot less menacing… so on sight of outsiders stonemen just walk to cliff edges and if they land on something great, if not, drowned.

Jorah is tossing and turning by the camp fire, we the audience consider the ticking clock of his disease. Then BAM! Tyrio-Zombie eats his face off.

Yeah but they're at least a mile or so from the ruins. Jorah said they need to get a new boat. So did Jorah abandon their ship because of the stone men, dive in for Tyrion (he was pretty far down) then swim with an unconscious dwarf on his back through open water for a mile while avoiding the current and possible…

Dont forget Admiral Bone T'Pik

Damn it Pamela, you loveblocked him!

Kyle Gass?

You mean when he got tickled and smacked her as he flailed? Was that supposed to be cute? I thought it was just normal Louie in which despite his intentions he makes the world worse. Thought he would get some hot action? No he ruined a model's career.

McDonalds for allowing this create your own thing and putting pressure or workersd, or just cos evul c0rpora£ion?

Oh piss off, Pokemon? Are we talking important games or pure name recognition? I played Pokemon Red religiously but that was because I loved the card game and TV show, good game but it was part of a bigger cultural thing - game alone it is not revolutionary.

All this talk about Operation Olympic and coups is giving this film too much thought. Kid misses his dad > kills 100,000 people > dad comes home = happy. This plot is so stupid yet simple you could reuse it to offend any nation/people on the planet.

Oh yeah totally. Now let's hope Dany doesn't copy our history and just let the old slavers take over again.

I've done the same, and in my only decent suit. Total write-off.