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The amount of fucks yelled when the players are raising the cup is amazing! I can’t wait for all of the pearl clutching letters to the FCC.

I’m having a hard time seeing that the phrase “Stanley Cup Champion St. Louis Blues” is a thing. After all the years of them being sacrificial lambs to the Red Wings, they finally found their way.

The master plan of six to ten people was to have one guy walk up to Ortiz and shoot him in the back?

So we have six amateurs who planned to rob Ortiz and the first step in the master plan was to shoot him in the back in front of 100 people and then run away.

Those clowns hired the wrong guy for the job. Everybody knows who the best designated hitter is.

Trump is a traitor. He is for sale to the highest foreign bidder.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

Just get rid of him already, all these fucking people and their disgusting fucking edgy streams, learn some manners and laws because this shit is tiring.

KD is going to play 6 minutes in game 5, be a -50 and then explode both Achilles. He'll then sign a super max contact with the Knicks. 

This is delicious theater.

Gardner Reaps What He Sows

Meghan does a lot more for the queer community than you’d think.  She’s been paying that drag queen to pretend to be her (no matter how much weight he puts on) for a couple of years now.

Who would have possibly thought that arming a bunch of non-combatants with minimal training would rapidly become more complicated than “good guy shoots bad guy?”

The Hut Fumble

100% this.

AND I’D SURELY STAND UP! NEXT TO YOU AND SAVE ON MY NEXT RENTAL.

Dark Knight Rises was going to be my post on here as well. I was lukewarm to Begins, but wholeheartedly, ecstatically won over by Dark Knight. I remember waiting for that movie refusing to watch any trailers, read any articles, be as spoiler free as possible...and the reward for that effort was...disappointing. I

It’s honestly not the greatest thing that this is happening.

Hey, Mexico! Wanna trade presidents?!?