Let’s say you don’t give a shit that he is a terrible person. Let’s say you are not concerned about his mental health. Why are you signing a 35 year old guard? Even on one year prove it deal, isn’t that money and reps better spent on a younger player? What is the average age of NFL starting guard? Like 27 maybe? 

The deaths of my heroes allow me to focus on what is truly important: me.

What about an assless Kevin Durant? Or Kevin Durant in assless pants? (Just imagine 1991 Prince and add two feet.)

Hey republicans, tell me again how this is patriotic or protecting freedom? Yeah, shut the fuck up.

I cant wait for a Democrat to take over so Republicans have a problem with this shit again

Our whole nation seems to be governed by the sunk cost fallacy.

Celtics over the St Louis Hawks, 1957, 1960, 1961

God himself cannot make me vote for biden in the primary. But if he’s the only viable choice against 45 come that tuesday in november, I’ll vote for him without hesitation.   Anything is better than 45 and Pence.  

Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

Representative Ocasio-Cortez makes it easy to love her in a lot of ways. Her fire, passion, and commitment to do the job she was elected to do—rather than just focusing on getting reelected from the first day of her term—are a refreshing set of changes from the daily grind of political prevarication and mealy-mouthed…

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

I expect calm, rational discourse

Oh, and fuck you Publius in Extremis for the nth time for your specious bullshit arguments, you wannabe dime-store intellectual

I thought Hickenlooper had that handled

I have a serious question. Who are the 17+ million people who are watching this? I just don’t see the entertainment value in watching people fake incest and fight dragons and kill people at weddings for an hour or however long these things last.

Translation: "Shut up peon and be happy we let you live!" 

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

Policing my words, twisting & turning them to ignite vile attacks on me will not work. All of you who are trying to silence me will fail miserably. I will never allow you to take my words out of context to push your racist and hateful agenda. The truth will always win.

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it