But he knows all the best words in his very large a-brain!

Hypocrisy? From this administration? Never!

I was playing GTA: Vice City Stories recently, so obviously I'm part of the problem

And the worst thing about all that? Williamson and Gabbard are polling, what, 1%? Klobuchar is fringe. These people aren't. 

Things like this are a great argument for congressional term limits. 

It's fun having Tampa Bay Lightning fuck up on a near constant basis

Thanks Tim, but we already know about the dangers of yelling

nothing like a good example of “those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it” to start the morning off right

Considering that their playbook for 30 years has mainly consisted of a draw play on first and second, an incomplete 8 yard pass on third, and a 40 yard punt on fourth, they don’t have that much to film

I wish Breaking Madden was still around

Just go to a different bar, you ninny

He's still on executive time until later, I think

Interesting! Didn’t realize that justifying giving a cat alcohol is all right with you, but hey, to each his own.

Also, the “breathing life into the report” excuse is nauseating. It already has life! 

No, because the amorphous cheeto blob will gIvE hIm A pArDoN

...you do realize cats are smaller than humans, right

Way to bury the fucking lede! If you think that people were more outraged about the throwing the cat than spitting vodka in a cat’s mouth, then you gotta do some better research!

Not to mention that if they were crunched for time, the first few images are things you’re gonna generally pull from, right?

Yeah, I'm in that boat too. ShopRite for 90% of our grocery stuff, Trader Joe's for the things we like that you can't get anywhere else, Target for random groceries that they don't have at ShopRite, plus toilet paper (fun fact: toilet paper is cheaper at target than at bulk warehouses), Costco for a few things, and…

Would love to see these two have a chat