That “federal limits on train crew” line got me cracking up

You mean there's a relationship between cause and effect? Get outta here with your logic!

He seems like a person that likes banana creme

Maybe they're an owner of the Green Bay Packers

Wonder if he'd understand Article II better if someone made it with big colors and a pie chart

That's what you call the John Clayton look

Ahem, don’t you mean WASHINGTON POST contributor Charlie Kirk, since those shitbags decided to give him an opinion column to barf out whatever bullshit was on his mind this week?

Hahahahaha you're using TIM FUCKING POOL videos as your proof?? Man, I needed a good chuckle. Go back to naming breakfast cereals, dickweed. 

If you criticize Pelosi you get labeled ageist, sexist, a concern troll, etc etc

Beto 2020: This Time I’ll Speak Atop A Desk Or Two

There was some video going around twitter compare and contrasting Fox News’ from Obama and now

Is Laura Loomer gonna be at the Lincoln Memorial? If so, she's gotta find some larger handcuffs

This is also the organization that drafted Tim Hardaway, Jr., traded him two years later, then signed him back for a much larger salary two years after that

It's a sad day when you end up on the same side as LOUIE FUCKING GOHMERT

You had me at “Congenital Osteowypiposis”

he definitely knows how to get in touch with the youths

Ocean though, right?

She hasn't been press secretary for three years

It’d be a lot like The Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles 

The Blinding of Isaac is my favorite rogue-like