Sounds like you got a cold! Maybe you should go to the doctor?

if a tree falls in the woods, and cheddar broadcasts it, does it really make a sound

Since it sucks so much, stop giving it coverage!

Good thing all the sexist and racist comments get somehow magically lifted out of the greys

hahahaha now it makes sense that only Mahershala Ali is on the ads

Can't wait until Schottenheimer becomes the Giants OC!

Not to be that person, but these games got pulled two days ago

The “fans of teams that are always ASS” argument certainly makes sense when you combine it with the USMNT coverage on this here site

Why everyone continues to bend over backwards for this fucking guy is astounding to me

That's supposed to be a gun? I thought it was a hair dryer at first glance. 

Well, y’know, gotta give him a second chance and all that

Ah yes, because you have to factor in strength of schedule when talking about NOTRE DAME, cuz lord knows you can’t forget football powerhouses like Ball State, Navy, and Vanderbilt. They consistently get ranked way too high.

+1 football move, +2 steps forward in the end zone

I keep trying to edit her Wikipedia to say that she's not Hungarian and it's frustrating that she keeps changing it back

Watching the trailer ended up sealing Scott Pilgrim’s fate. Why they decided to attempt to marketbit as another Juno instead of a comic book video game movie is beyond me (outside of the obvious connection)

Best way to say something is the first ever is pretending nothing else ever happened

He’ll have a cabinet post by the end of the week. 

Except the resolution looks fucking hideous, and in no way more enjoyable than playing on an emulator that hasn't had a new version since 2010. 

The biggest problem with the Apple option is they have a nasty habit of taking up storage space even after you've deleted podcasts. Wouldn't get too worried about a TOS with one of these, since it's a manager and not a service. 

You've missed the obvious candidate, and the person most associated with 2020, Barbara Walters