gee maybe there’s a better website that got Kinja’d that would be more suitable for this type of thing

“up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start, right?”

I kinda like that Linda McMahon ended up being the person with the least amount of problems

Maybe the Grizzlies can use part of the NBA’s $24 billion contract that every team gets, just to make sure they’re in the black

Ironically, the set top box I have helps me go to sleep

“Buy a Kobo instead”

I’m still trying to figure out how a six man rotation is supposed to accommodate a DH

If you can’t look at porn on your work computer where else can you possibly look at it

Damn, time to break out the JNCOs and frosted tips

so true! it’ll be such a breath of fresh air to hear a new perspective for once.

The best part about Cheddar is their Twitch channel, where you can actually see the viewer count.

You’d think he’d refer to her as his NTSC instead

Sounds like someone never had to deal with a 70 year old Ralph Kiner on Mets broadcasts in the 90's

STEPH CURRY CORPSING?

The most fun thing about the podcasts app? When you’ve deleted every episode from the app and it still decides to randomly take up megs of space! This happened to me when I still had a 32 GB phone, and space was at a premium. Took FOREVER to get that to zero space, and switched to overcast shortly after.

Man, you think years of evidence that she can’t sing would be enough, huh

I’m certain he only went to the hospital because of the proximity to Mar-a-lago

My first thought when hearing that he was gonna run as a Senator from Utah was “wait when did he move there” and “why is this not a bigger deal” and finally “I think I’m gonna run to represent North Dakota but stay here in New York, thanks”

Man, if only this game wasn’t a total throwaway, we could actually care

Beat me to it.