you can refrain from calling something a “scrappy upstart” when that thing has been in existence for two decades

“Overrated and shitty” has a nice ring to it

Counterpoint:

Yeah, because of all those electoral votes they stole, right?

just gonna take the time to remind everyone that the USMNT was never good

At least they won’t grow up deluding themselves that the USMNT was ever any good

good thing they get to be proud of not as many deaths as a real catastrophe like Katrina

Speaking about demolition derby parking lots, you ever been to a Costco? MADNESS. No matter what time you get there, you can bet you’re gonna park at the edge furthest away from the door, and seemingly all civilization. It’ll take an hour just to walk to the front door. Leaving makes getting out of Yankee Stadium a…

Maybe everyone will finally wake up and realize that US MEN’S SOCCER HAS, AND ALWAYS WILL, SUCK. Time to focus on the women who actually win things.

Will Puerto Rican voters remember this when he seeks re-election in 2020?

So we can call him a snowflake now right?

Nice to know that in his statement he only was hitting two of the three

This sounds like a job for...

You know you’re getting old when you actively root against your childhood favorite team because you don’t wanna see any of those fans on the Metro-North

There’s a big difference between “Knicks bad” and “Pelicans mediocre”

Still waiting for the Yankees to honor Kevin Maas

This is the precise reason that Monopoly Jr. is the better game

man it’s so good that all of the world’s problems have been solved so they can focus on what’s important, huh

Oh good the “merge two kinja accounts” things is suuuuuuuper helpful

Considering that the cover is already a Photoshop job, wouldn’t it be easy enough to put a Celtics uniform on him?