it’s working great for Fox Sports!

something something Christianity most likely

That’s “Simmons’”

“Good thing I got a ton of these in my house!”

maybe he forgot to clap

wait what was she gonna say about ty cobb at the end of that

who the fuck is Anthony Cuomo

Eh, they’re both similar but slightly different languages

still determining what direction she’s looking toward in this photo

looks like he’ll have a lot of time practicing sucking his own cock 

yeah but who is she looking at in that photo

STOP 👏 GIVING 👏 HIM 👏 MONEY 👏

Fun Fact: “head coach” and “team president” are two vastly different jobs

Ah, but what if a favorite player left your favorite team? Is it okay to still like both?

Considering that LeBron didn’t get Finals MVP two years ago when it was just him and a pile of wet naps, probably not

At least they’re not drawing a dick on his face

kinda wish there was a cereal based team, if only to have a mascot based on Milk and Honey Original Café Mix

because turning the NBA into the NHL pre-salary cap is a fantastic idea

Please explain how DK64 was magical

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