How come he didn’t transcribe the part where Donald Trump goes “neener neener neener” while blowing a raspberry and thumbing his nose?

“I guess it was the biggest electoral win since Ron Reagan.”

In a word, no

So special, we can go back to not caring about it. Just like normal!

Nah not really; Marvel had way worse characters

On the bright side, this took the crown of most insufferable Super Bowl ever from Pats/Seahawks

On the bright side, she won’t have any problems going to and from Abu Dhabi

Leave Mark Messier out of this; he can’t help

Maybe he recently listened to Tracy Bonham?

After the grisly murders of Newsweek and U.S. News by his hand, he figured he’d go for the trifecta

Wait just a second.

Once they get around to posting the winners of last year, sure

And somewhere on earth, Jeremy Shockey smiles

I love how everyone employed by the New Yorker is contracted to a) shit all over anything mainstream, no matter if the subject they’re writing about is any good or not, and b) use as many polysyllabic words as humanly possible in a hilarious attempt to seem like they’re smarter than they really are

ZOMGWTFBBQ GOTTA WATCH THAT VEGGIETALES MOVIE BEFORE IT GOES AWAY FOREVER

but wait do you have a link to DSPStanky’s channel I couldn’t find it anywhere

I’m 14 years older than my brother. Other than the fact that we’re both basically only children (I was out of the house well before he was in elementary school) we have a pretty great relationship.

Never underestimate the drawing power of Stephen Baldwin, America’s Favorite Baldwin Brother

That’s hilariously incorrect

Counterpoint: no