Your definition of historic is hilarious

Is it dusty in here, or is it just me?

Not a very good baseball chin

“I have no idea what Russell Wilson is talking about.”

Shouldn’t this be on Screamer?

Greatest in WCW history? I think Vacant, who had 7 reigns alone in 2000, would like a word!

Maybe they ran everything past Prof. Scott Steiner

“Norv is still the OC.”

Be thankful it's not more goddamn soccer coverage

whoever Dan Orlovsky’s agent is must be some kind of wizard

Totally was expecting the jokes a quarter way through

Totally forgot this was a thing you guys were writing. So when are you getting to that Deadspin HOF stuff?

If you've got a Roku, there's a Bob Ross Joy of Painting channel with every episode uploaded. It's wonderful!

They both played in the Western Conference! I'm amazed at the similarities!

because it worked so well the first time he was their coach

are we sure that Fetty Wap and Wiz Khalifa aren't the same person

so much screaming please make it stop

On the bright side, they have very nice looking uniforms

maybe Starbucks is holding out until it actually starts snowing

/secretly hoping for a restaurant/department store/fitness club called the Christian Closet