petesdragon
PetesDragon
petesdragon

Damn, Joan. I’m so sorry.

Honest question, and hopefully this comes out of the greys because I really want to know, i get that we shouldn’t go to the local brewery for a group hang, but how much do we need to stay home? I just moved and was planning to go car shopping and hit Lowe’s.... does that need to be canceled too?

Why is being prepared for eventualities something to be upset about? Every person that is able to stay home for any amount of time should do so for the greater good. Anything that will help flatten the curve will save lives. This isnt about fear mongering. This is about proven methods to help prevent a deadly virus

So, unless you’re going into quarantine right now, I’m really confused by the amount of spoilable foods that folks are panic buying. I bought stuff to feed my family this weekend that included things that can spoil, but everything else I bought “just in case” is canned, boxed, frozen, or full of preservatives

We have a nice selection of elderly people in our small neighborhood, so I’ve stocked up on rice, beans, pasta, farro, a variety of Aisian noodles, canned vegetables, shelf milk, coconut milk, butter, frozen vegetables, lots of flatbread in the freezer, etc. Made a big pot of collard greens to freeze. Because I think

You’re actually making a rape joke? When the whole point of this is that society doesn’t take rape seriously enough?

The true first step in doing anything with a rotisserie chicken is to put it in the oven at 375 until the skin is crispy again.

You hope he commits suicide?

WTF? Reeves committed suicide. As you know.

I can’t believe every fifteen year old girl in Britain turned down Andy’s invitation.

Nah. She has shared a bunch of emo shit about their marriage breaking up too, see ref. her Vanity Fair interview last year or whenever.

He saw active service in Afghanistan. I think he’ll be ok in Canada.

Udderly made up? Like from insider cows?

Harry is still a prince, and in fact is still in the line of succession. He only agreed to stop using the title (and HRH) publicly/for gain.

If he regrets the divorce but doesn’t address all the shit that led to the divorce, then he might as well be making farting sounds.

Can you please have Kelly Faircloth write all gossip about the royal family? The rest of the writers here are clueless. Harry never stopped being a prince, and he is still in the line of succession. Harry and Meaghan are just not using their HRH titles (but still have them). Get the facts straight! 

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Speaking of making biscuits, this guy was making biscuits and love eyes after getting put into a cat carrier and being rescued. That never happens. He was just so glad to be rescued, I guess

Shelter Catstravaganza!

These people are shoving rocks in their bodily orifices. We’re through the Looking Glass here.

It’s not a photoshoot, it’s a digital illustration. WarNymph is not modelling Balenciaga because she can’t because she has no body. WarNymph is not being interviewed, but hey, it’s cute if Grimes wants to pretend interviews conducted remotely are some new invention because she’s just so unique and manic pixie dream