Okay, bisexuality also encapsulates attractions to people with gender identities that don’t adhere to the binary, but we’ll press on.

Isn’t that pansexuality ? bi means two, which kinda implies the 2 major genders / adherance to binary. 

AM I wrong on this ? If so I might’ve been self identifying somewhat wrong for…

Garrett, your Dirt Bags (and your other writing on Jezebel) are the perfect balance of funny and kind. I admire your ability to *gently* poke fun. They should have you write all week!

I believe she hires people that are already her friends because she knows that she can trust them/their intentions.

mostly because she maintains the endearing naiveté that drew so many to her instead of Britney or Christina in the first place.

Ehhh..listen to Atlantic seaboard and PA folks rave about WaWa- this is that

The whole primary/caucus process is beyond broken. Why can’t every person in every state have the opportunity to elect the president the same way?? We need to either caucus (no, not really) or have a regular primary on the same day of the year, just like with the general election. This way no state has any more sway…

Midwesterner here, and I can attest that the “Momoa” equivalent is available at any coney island (Michigan diner, and a specific chili-, onion-, and mustard-slathered hot dog, but that’s another discussion) in the state, usually for a ridiculously low price.

What is funny is that isn’t even close to the biggest tenderloin I have had. A lot of diners and bars in the Midwest take it as a point of pride. The pro move is to order an extra bun and split it with another person.

I refer to her as “William Eilish” to my daughters and always say it in a heavy...heavy Scottish accent. They hate it. I love it. 

Hot take: Billie Eillish’s “look” is trash and so is her music. 

Kim Kardashian is “very honest” with her kids about prison reform, which is probably a good thing. [Us Weekly]

She just didn’t go to the Grammys. You guys need to calm down.

I never thought I’d say this about Jessica Simpson, but...

I - like many - find John Mayer to be more than a little skeevy and his music doesn’t really appeal to me, but to say calling him a musical talent is “a stretch” is a little unfair. He’s a very talented guitarist who has a lot of respect among his peers.

I’m curious what it will take to cancel Cardi here. Other pop singer women are mocked for much less than being trans- and homophobic and for being a general dirtbag.

So that we can all know that she’s ALSO a bad mother (and her husband a bad father) in addition to being a bad person! No one’s child should be awake AFTER the afterparty for an evening awards show.

Why are you still posting about Cardi B? she is horrible.

That’s a big assumption based on some ugly biases. She’s wealthy enough to fly to Paris because she wants a fancy meal but no doubt you’re right, she’s probably never heard of antipyretic medicines. Those backwards Chinese people probably don’t know about aspirin, acetaminophin, ibuprofin...

She is the worst. But your take is wrong and veers uncomfortably close to racist territory. The human race is at risk from climate change as well, and who’s going to hold Western ideas accountable for that?

Is her name Karen?  I’m pretty sure it has to be Karen.