This is your mother speaking and honey, it’s just not attractive on you. Any of you. 

Yeah, Adele apologizing to Beyonce like that was pretty embarrassing, I thought.  I think Harry’s speech was a good one--we all did a great job, music is subjective, thank you for this honor.

How come you never talk about Simon, the son you sold for meth in 2015?

Must be nice to not have to worry about Russian soldiers raping or murdering your unaborted daughter. How dare people in Ukraine want that to stop. And you keep saying you're broke, what tax dollars are you contributing?

It’s also interesting that she’s the artist they always single out for comparison, as if the awards are hers by default unless someone comes along and pulls an upset.

You left out the best line:

Apparently anyone who wins a Grammy who is not Beyonce is expected to say “I should have lost to Beyonce”.

Are people seriously rooting for Beyoncé like she’s some underappreciated, underground newcomer? Honestly at this point it’s like people hoping that King Charles wins the lottery.

Don’t forget this gem:

What happened: “Beyoncé takes home 4 Grammys, becoming the most awarded Grammy winner of all time.”

Good grief. Does absolutely everything have to be about Beyonce? Can we just allow another artist (in this instance, Harry Styles) have his moment without it being taken away?

It’s not up to Harry Styles to make Beyonce or her fans feel better. He won. She didn’t. He doesn’t have to apologise, nor muse on whether or not she should have won, nor deflect from his own accomplishment.

My takeaway is the author seemingly feels Beyonce should just be given ANY award she is nominated for based on her existence.

Beyonce has a fuck ton of Grammys, let’s talk about Diana Ross never having won a Grammy (and losing yet again this year!) That’s the fucking crime!

It’s hard to feel bad for the most-awarded Grammy winner of all time

Most of these were generally fun and kooky, but I gasped in despair for Camilla Cabello. No idea what anyone involved would have been thinking sending her onto a red carpet looking like that.

It’s amazing what you can do with good eating, relaxation and lying about cosmetic surgery

Man, I Feel Like I Know This Woman

Jackie Kennedy was the mother of the up and coming vice president, John F. Kennedy, Jr., of course!

They’re overly sweet, claggy, dense, uncooked in the center (and not in a good way like a brownie). They’re gross.