While the promotion applies to all the appetizers, I don’t know why on earth you’d want to order anything other than a Bloomin’ Onion—which goes for $10 at my local Outback and could practically be a meal by itself.

I know, I feel like I now owe an apology to my conservative parents who said he was ”of the devil.” Sorry mom, you were right. 

As a teen of the 90s, we staunchly defended this creep’s version of artistry. Just because someone had a violent, Satanic, stage persona did not make him a bad guy. We all felt so cool and grownup that we got this esoteric concept.

Man, there are just some people who shouldn’t need a conviction to be put in prison, because they’re so damned sketchy and obviously involved in like twenty criminal activities at once. Surely we can all agree that Miscavige is one of those?

Just dropping in to remind everyone that TOM CRUISE IS FUCKING PART OF THIS!  He’s not just in the cult, he’s at the top of the pyramid and there are no end of stories from former members detailing all the shit he’s done.  He doesn’t have a small number of victims, he has a Harvey Weinstein count of victims.  He may…

Damn you, Xenu!!!

Also please don’t use cutesy language like “unalived” to describe murder. He (allegedly) murdered her. 

I don't think any outside influence caused her to have a mental illness, it runs in her family. Was being in the spotlight helpful? Certainly doesn't seem like it. I feel for her because I was also forced into treatment. My parents blackmailed me into getting ECT and it was extremely traumatic. But as I got older, I…

Yup. Guy takes a direct thump to the chest during an NFL game and goes into cardiac arrest... must have been the vaccine, couldn’t have been the 250 lb guy he slammed into.

You like the taste of your own pee.

Right?! I immediately went to that idiot - her with her “easy pregnancies” and excessive baby accumulation. I’d imagine a pregnant person (honestly any person) would need to stay far far away from that toxic bullshit during a difficult pregnancy.

It just dawned on me that Hilaria is her stepmom. Excuse me, madrastra.

The only way to stop a baby with a gun is a good baby with a gun.

my partner’s 6 year old is autistic and still wears pull-ups sometimes.

He then changed his story and said maybe his brother might have left one in the apartment.

Ah, thank you for filling that in for me.

Yeah, this is the most America story I’ve read in a while.

The cops—who, again, were participating in a live television show—

Seems like an ELI5 is a year too late... So, a pew pew has a bunch of different, er... rooms. The Magazine is like a bullet’s sleepy time place, where they wait quietly so daddy doesn’t get angry. The Chamber is like the landing, where, when someone opens the front door, the bullet wanders around alone, ready to head…

Isn’t the legal definition of “loaded” almost always a loaded magazine whether or not the chamber is loaded?

I will say I’m lucky that I have a Mexican place near me that delivers nachos perfectly. Never soggy or congealed.