To answer your question, Joan... No, I am absolutely not feeling Jovani, nor do I ever expect to feel Jovani. In addition, I have no memories of ever feeling Jovani.

Or of a demented, white trash horror movie.

I’m really fucking sick of that “for the party that preaches tolerance...” nonsense. Someone else can probably explain it better than me, but it’s like just because the left preaches tolerance, does not mean tolerance for racism, migrant kids in camps, and general assholery of this fucking administration aka what Eric…

Or he has to drive out to Long Island and pay a woman to wear Melania’s clothes and then spit in his face.

I hope some news channel gets the accused server on the air and she just goes “I say this with great respect: Number one, he’s not my type. Number two, it never happened. It never happened, ok?”

Poor Eric. He’s not used to such direct action. Usually people just spit in his food\drinks.

Hey, it’s Chris Pratt who married Katherine Schwa..an..neg.. (Not Pine, the other Chris P. - hehehehe crispy)

The story remains equally boring with this edit. Sorry in advance for everything.

[FARTS]

The Lindsay Shoockus story is all about how she went to SoulCycle in Cannes and “was quickly the center of attention”. And somehow everyone knew it was her birthday and made a big fuss.

Your film shoot horror story is that you were a jerk to a group of PAs who were just doing their jobs?

“Everyone has their truth.” I’m really tired of hearing people say the “I’m speaking my truth” bs and variations of it. My truth, his truth, her truth and their truth....Nah, there’s only THE truth and the rest are your feelings and/or lies. If I punch you in the face and tell the world that my truth is that you ran…

Yeah, Sofia strikes me as that particularly heinous breed of born-rich person who, because money has no meaning to them, thinks a pittance should be enough for anyone else.

And there’s your obligatory “PEOPLE DESERVE MORE THAN $12 AN HOUR TO ANSWER A PHONE AND TYPE IN AN ORDER!” post, folks.

I don’t know.  Why don’t you tell us what life in 1925 is like?

Because ‘topless’ titillates THE MENZ. That’s the only (il)logical reason I can think of.

This. I had a similar argument with a troll during the Great Gawker Troll Attack (not sure how long ago, but a group of trolls decided to post the most violent images and extreme sex-related imagery on the comment boards here. Stuff like severed heads, bombing victims and scat porn. Not sure why they started doing it…

Thank God for movies because otherwise we'd have no idea that rape was ever a problem.

How many of those same people loved GOT and never turned it off due to those rape scenes... 

And if it’s done in a way that’s incredibly sensitive and about the story, what are they worried about? I don’t understand that.

Dear god, no. That way lies naught but misery.