From what I’ve read on the blind sites, a baby announcement soon is very, very likely.

True, good catch. Though she SHOULD be worth more than Bezos, if the world was fair. 

OK, kinjaland, here’s one scoop that may end up in next week’s Midweek Madness - it concerns your very own Jerry-Netherland.

The blind item is Lady Gaga right?

He wasn’t driving in that accident.
Neither he nor anyone else in his vehicle was responsible for the accident, so I”m not sure why you’d think he shouldn’t drive anymore.
I wouldn’t drive a Bugatti in NYC so I can’t answer this one.
Again, why shouldn’t he be allowed to drive??

Do you think Jude Law is sad J-Law isn’t his nickname?

Easily the most painful part of last night’s scene was watching Lisa in her talking head portions describe not knowing what caused Amelia’s ED. The woman talks pretty openly how no one in Beverly Hills eats and even among the women on that show, she’s teased about how skinny she is and how much she obsesses over food.

That Kate Beckinsale scene sounds like it was pulled straight from the Gossip Girl book series, which I read as an almost 30 year old adult woman.

OMG if Meghan McCain reads my comments I would be so honored.

It really just adds a weird taste.

I think the Spelling Bee is stupid as hell (especially now that I know that it’s basically a racket), but I will say that I immediately judge and caste down people who write things like “defanate” or mistake “effect” and “affect”, etc. This automatically makes you a peon and NOT WORTHY OF MY CONTINUED CORRESPONDENCE.

Spelling bees occupied such a weird time between “it really doesn’t matter how you spell things” (seriously, look at some of say- the founding father’s letters. People would spell the same word different ways, includes names) and “we have autocorrect now, so you really don’t need to know how to spell every word.” It’s…

Yup - I keep a case on hand from the local Grocery Outlet to sub for something to drink to decrease the beer intake.

Some of the pieces written on this site have some serious lack of self-awareness re: hypocrisy. Usually it goes like this:

“...do I need to hear three of the least attractive and most annoying men on Earth...” 

So you lot of hypocrites just gonna keep giving Cardi B a pass on all the terrible shit she has done, huh?

I, a midwesterner, purchased a lovely Eddie Bauer parka this winter. 

Regardless of his creepy behavior, who the fuck would be interested in going to see Moby on his book tour? The guy hasn’t been relevant in 20 years; he was barely interesting then.

Four hours after this article was published, the New York Times put out their own review, which contains this line: “To say what exactly she wants revenge for would be an unconscionable spoiler.”

Can we also address the full exchange between Ayanna Pressley and Ben Carson at the hearing today? He was a combative, condescending asshole and she was having none. of. it. He also tried to “reclaim his time” and she shut him right the fuck down.