I’m so excited to finally not miss SNS! I’ve been collaborating with a local yarn dyer to turn some of my tattoo designs into embroidery kits, and I am super excited about it! This will be the first one. The design just needs some simplifying to fit into a 5" hoop.

Well I had a baby ten minutes before Monday was over. The placenta decided to rip itself away from my uterus in some sort of attempt to kill us both. That was the least fun I’ve ever had, but fortunately my intuition brought me to the hospital an hour earlier.

That’s why I stopped watching it too. There are people upthread talking about how much they liked that Hildi and Doug just do whatever they want, but I can’t see those two as anything but annoying shit stirrers, like little children playing an unfunny prank and snickering behind their hands together. I just can’t…

Way to go your Mom. That rope and crank lift was the coolest thing a 5 year old could play with back in the day.

Unpopular Opinion: Young Adam Sandler was cute.

ETA Jack Antonoff looks like the offspring of Adam Sandler and Rick Moranis.

Tips START at 20% but can go up and down from there. A good example is when I was out with my wife and we ate at a nice restaurant, not posh, but not Olive Garden either. The section we were in had about three visibly empty tables, so there were likely several other empty tables in the place. The section had three…

Nicki Minaj is touching her stomach, i.e., proof that the rumors of her sekrit pregnancy are true!?!?

For me it is his eyes. They are tiny little black slits. You can’t see his eyes, just a black void.

*files nails*

Try ASMRmania. She’s also Russian. Her accent is really strong, but I love her as well as Gentle Whispering.

Has anyone seen this yet????

I assumed this was ‘staged’ by someone in the employ of realtor. No real human lives like that. Also, and unrelated: I am always disappointed when they omit pix of the kitchens and bathrooms of these opulent home/apartment listings. Show me the spaces where the real living occurs!

That video of the VT lacrosse team...they’re screaming it out so loud and joyfully like it pained them to not be able to say it and once they got their opportunity, they just had to scream it.

I picked bees because I have faith that we (women) could find a new type of birth control in some undiscovered herb combination or some such.

We need a guest list... and I think we could narrow it down easily. I know Sheesh doesn’t think Taraji would be on drugs... I kind of think the opposite.

I also find it bizarre to pretend that “getting this body back” doesn’t mean a few trips to the plastic surgeon. I’m sure before and after pics will be presented as if getting plastic surgery is an accomplishment or something, and that’s weird as hell.

The first ‘doing the mostest’ actress that comes to mind that would bite Beyonce and get a pass: Taraji.

Rick “Jazz Hands” Santorum and anyone else spewing this level of stupid should have to tour a morgue after a shooting and see what exactly they are dealing with. How you going to do CPR when there is no chest left, Rick? Where do you do compressions if the heart is pretty much gloppy soup?

“exploiting children as part of their plan to DESTROY the Second Amendment and strip us of our right to defend ourselves and our loved ones.”

Or, instead of protesting, they should be learning CPR for the next time their friends are shot full of bullets?