Problem is, there’s no objective minimum standard for “responsibility.” Nobody has to train, take a test, regularly refresh their skills, get certified or do much of anything before they can call themselves “responsible.”

“Rollins obtained the Glock handgun that he used to murder Jaelynn from his own home.”

If anyone in Hollywood is illiterate, it’s Tom Cruise.

Mueller: “That’s a pair of 4s.”

“Call”

If Melania leaves him while he’s still in office, I will never stop laughing.

At least three Congressmen in my own feed - but I find it of singular interest that McCabe is a Republican and every single Congressperson who’s made that offer is a Democrat. As Pulitzer-Prize winner Jonathan Capehart pointed out yesterday, the complete and absolute Republican silence on this tornado of corruption…

I read that a US congressman may offer a job to McCabe that will let him reach 50 and allow him to retire with his pension. I so hope that happens. Trump will have an absolute melt down and launch into a Cat 5 tweet storm.

This seems appropriate:

We took in a pregnant stray that had two babies 10 days ago. They’ve started opening their eyes.

• After graduating from college 4 years ago, my niece relocated across the country and she is now close to me. It worked out nicely because my own kids moved the other way. It’s nice to have her near, we get together about once a week for dinner or coffee. About a year after she got here, her life…

Sally Field in Mrs Doubtfire.

Guy in a band here, and I think it’s more on the dude to make sure it’s clear that she doesn’t have to come to every show to qualify as a supportive SO. My wife comes to about 1 out of 4 shows and that’s plenty. She’s heard us play it all before, I’m too busy to hang out with her much, it’s loud and takes forever, it…

Same. For an embarrassingly long time I thought Brie Larson was Alicia Vikander, and now I’m back to square one.

Are there multiple people who play the actress Alicia Vikander who only look vaguely similar? Like the Olsen quadruplets. Because every time I see a picture of someone claiming to be Alicia Vikander it’s never the same as the last one I saw.

This is her with our new one. He was 10 weeks and 35 lbs in this picture, now he’s 6 months and 105 pounds. He does not sleep in our bed. lol.

Daisy is always very sad for me when I have to get up and go to work.

Yup, my cat sleeps up on the bed with me. She’s a good snuggler!

Yes.