petesdragon
PetesDragon
petesdragon

I have a friend like this. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her stay single for longer than two weeks at a stretch. We’ve been friends for 24 years (since we were 14) and she’s probably been single a grand total of four months in that time. The main result of her inability to stay single is that she convinces herself that

I will watch The Holiday whenever it’s on. The Jack Black character gets on my nerves a little, but it’s the one Nancy Meyers movie I can stomach.

I obviously don’t know your friend (as far as I know), but it’s been my experience that people who need to be in a relationship all the time tend to be uncomfortable being alone with their own thoughts.

Kaley Cuoco is one of those people that *needs* to be in a relationship. I have a good friend who is like this. She just split up with her husband of 7 years (together for 10 total) in January and she’s already dating someone else. I’m baffled by it.

OMG, there are literally people here denying biology and embracing horoscopes. You and everyone starring you should be embarrassed.

I’m pretty sure Jared’s father is a white collar crook. I think Josh is the black sheep.

Service dogs (the professionally trained ones I mean) are incredibly well disciplined in my experience. I’ve used public transit my whole life and seen my fair share of service dogs for blind people on the bus and subway. Even when things are going crazy on the bus or train because of some asshole or two, the service

Is that Hank Azaria as the deputy?

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Uncle Phil was there when no one else was:

You can’t be “eye rolley about energy.” It’s all around us. You literally wrote you picked up on bad energy but you don’t believe in it?

The CofE is pretty harmless, today. It’s a bit of a stretch to even call it a religion. What can you expect from a faith created so a king could get a quickie divorce? There have even been a few bishops over the years who have said the whole “belief in God” bit is optional.

You leave burgundy and green alone! Jewel tones are the only colors that look good on me and I’m sick of everything being dusty pink or beige or cream. Makes me look like a washed out potato.

She’s actually very down to earth and genuinely kind. I worked a children’s event she was hosting and she rolled up her sleeves and happily got dirty with the kids. Also extremely gracious to everyone-both celebs and the “crew”. I’ve been listening to her podcasts with Oprah and she seems to have her shit together.

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

I would like to join this group even if it turns out to be a cult.

If I could have Adam Rippon and Lin-Manuel Miranda as my personal life coaches, I could take over the entire galaxy before lunch.

Why did you leave out Nicholas Hoult?

It just feels like... he’s sabotaging himself. He always does; he’s a fuck-up. He’s proven he can attract attention to himself, he’s proven that he can manipulate the clueless and the hateful. He’s also proven that he can be used as a somewhat effective tool by venal power-brokers with even a slightly higher IQ than