She looks like a dolphin.

As are heroin and meth and whatever else strange concoction she bought off a street junkie wherever she got that bizarre accent.

He’s a Ginger. Thus, he has no soul to feel remorse.

Pretty sure saying “ching chong, ching chong” to any Asian person is considered unfunny and racist, no matter “your context.”

Could be. Now, I’m just confused. I didn’t know Momoa was married when they got together.

Weird. I saw a comment about Jason Momoa. Maybe I replied to the wrong person. Sorry about that!

I don’t understand what you’re saying. Jason Momoa is with the beautiful Lisa Bonet. She’s “bargain basement” to you?

Your post reminds me so much of my own childhood. We weren’t poor, but my mom didn’t believe in buying costumes. My dad sewed me the cutest head to toe mouse costume complete with a hood with ears one year. My Grandma made me a pink fairy princess another. My sibling and I would also scrounge around the house to make…

He’s actually just recently retired from a fairly high up job for PC(USA). I’m afraid to dox myself, though. You might not be uptight, but my FIL definitely is. I think part of it is from the military and how he was raised.

I feel your pain. I’m married to the son of a retired Navy Chaplain/current Presbyterian reverend. I basically watch whatever I say around him all the time. My MIL? She wants to talk about all the juicy stuff on Outlander. Awkward!

Finally, someone mentioned No Diggity! Definitely has to be on the list!

I’m in the States. There are more Tim Hortons where I live than Starbucks.

Fly High, Iron Eagle!

My “big” baby was 10lbs 10oz and in the NICU for three weeks after birth. All the nurses there could talk about is how they fought over who got to rock him. Luckily, eight years later, that baby is just fine.

When my cat meows loudly, the fool thing comes on. When I’m on the phone, it wants to know what’s up. But when I need something, Siri acts like I’m an alien.

I have an accent. No matter how slowly I try to speak to Siri, it never understands me. Sigh.

Mine is an Australian man, too. I just got tired of the British man.

Ugh...I hate TAs. I have a degree in Education for a reason. I have taken classes in methods of how to teach, observed others for over 300 hours and student taught before I was awarded a BS in Education and allowed to teach kids. But, people assume just any grad student can teach. They can’t. Just because you…

My advice is to not worry about everyone else having a good time that you forget to take it all in. Enjoy all the delicious food. Congratulations and have a ball!

It didn’t really freak me out that much. I mostly felt bad for my dad and his brother. It was just a bizarre thing that happened.