It was sad more than anything. He died when my dad was only 17. We only got the briefest of views before he was covered. He wasn’t rolling or anything.

Even button-down shirts look bad on me. I’m short and short-waisted with large bosoms. I always end up looking pregnant in button-down shirts. I also remember my bitch of a 4th grade teacher telling my mother I should wear button-down shirts to hide my developing chest so the obnoxious boys would stop trying to cop a…

Craziest story I have and I have a lot of crazy family stories. My parents live on my grandparents land now. It has tons of history (John Dillinger’s lawyer and friend lived there), but I don’t get too much creepy vibe.

My only experience was a weird one. I was born in the 1970s. My grandfather died in 1966. Back then, you could still bury family members on your own land. He was buried on my grandparents’ estate. Fast forward to 1995, when my grandma dies. You can no longer legally bury family on your land, so she is buried in a…

Could it be fart air? Please say yes so my Year 7 sense of humour can continue giggling.

Queen Elizabeth II is a direct descendant of King Henry VII, King Henry VIII’s father through the female line of the Tudors. After the Tudor line died out, it was through the House of Stuart, then through the House of Hanover.

This study links several disorders to older FATHERS, not mothers: https://www.autismspeaks.org/science/science-news/study-ties-dad’s-age-risk-autism-other-mental-disorders-kids

I went through years of infertility treatments and three miscarriages before I had my son. Infertile women aren’t asking for anything other than maybe keep the gushing to a minimum around them. I was never jealous of a pregnant woman, just frustrated that it wasn’t me. Remember, the world can’t stop turning because…

You definitely should watch Atlanta. It’s fantastic. Donald Glover deserved everything.

What the fuck are you going on about?

Oh, okay, so because you don’t like what I say you’re going to call me names. I’m positive I have more relevant education in the matter than you. You are trying to absolve that niggling feeling of doubt you feel when you play Daddy to a teenager (yes, a nineteen year old is a teenager.) You are not getting the…

We’re saying they should fuck each other, not a creepy, middle-aged guy. I’m 45. I don’t find boys attractive. Maybe a guy in his thirties? Not a damn teenager, pervert.

Kids brains aren’t fully developed until they are in their early twenties. So, because you want to get laid by a cute boy, you’re willing to possibly screw the boy up for life? Yeah, you’re skeevy in a disturbing way.

Totally a Michigan thing!

There’s a reason most “convenience” stores in Michigan are called Party stores!

Regardless of what others are saying, I’m sure you had a C-section because it was best. I get angry when people judge others based on factors they don’t know. I had my first through a vaginal delivery. Worst thing ever. My main doctor was on vacation when I went into labor, so I got some loser. Turned out the baby was…

I had an August baby and a September baby. I feel for you!

It has to do with taxes somehow. I asked my parents once the same question. I think my dad said house payments are tax deductible. So, for people who have a lot of money, it makes sense.

I’ve got a ton of cousins, so it’s not that far fetched.

Mandy?