My cousin April was born in December.

I post to Instagram with my iPad. Technically not a phone or desktop.

So Audrey Hepburn of you!

James needs to be Going Back to Cali.

I call shenanigans on Julianna Margulies being on Geffen’s yacht. Why isn’t she in the picture? Oh, wait...is she the friend nobody really cares about? The one who has to take all the pictures because no one cares if she’s in them?

Yes, 6 is Andrew. It goes Prince Charles, Prince William, Prince George, Princess Charlotte, Prince Harry, then Prince Andrew. Princess Beatrice is 7th in line.

She’s been married before, so maybe she didn’t want all the hoopla?

My ex-husband and I had a dissolution instead of a divorce. We didn’t have kids, so it was easy. We had paperwork to fill out stating who got what. We decided how much he would pay me for my share of the house (we hired an appraiser, he paid me half the house’s worth.) I signed a Quit Deed. It cost $250. I had moved…

I’m just the opposite. I don’t mind Kristen Wiig, but most certainly detest Javier Bardem. Oh look! He’s playing another creepy role! Way to stretch as an actor!

It’s over an hour to get to the newest Trader Joe’s or Whole Foods. I enjoy good food, but it often isn’t available where I live.

He could not. That’s why he was fired.

We lived in a very nice house. Just in the country. Nobody had cable. We didn’t get push-button phone service until I was in high school. Just rural America in the early to mid-80s. My first exposure was satellite tv after college in my twenties. I think it’s the reason I love to read so much instead of watching tv.

How to identify you are even older:

Spoiler: The flamingo baby is a girl named Taffy! They announced it over the weekend. I love the new baby black rhino. Have you seen the video of him playing with his mom?

My ex and I were together four years. He never wanted to even discuss marriage. I finally broke it off. Six months later, I met my now husband. My ex was married to a much younger (15 years) woman within six months. They had a baby. I heard he left her with the baby the next year. I dodged a bullet with that one. My…

There are still some survivors. Here’s an interview with two vets: http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/watch-what-did-real-dunkirk-veterans-think-of-the-christopher-nolan-movie-starring-harry-styles/story-30452181-detail/story.html

Did I get carried over? Edited to say NOPE, I’m grey. :(

He doesn’t look like he’d be a very active participant. Jada looks like she’d have plans!

There is no way to convince me that Jada Pickett-Smith hasn’t at least dipped her toe into the lady pool. In fact, I’m pretty sure she’s been swimming in it until her fingers get all pruney. Not a damn thing wrong with that. I might even join her, if presented the chance.

Your friends have a lovely family. Their baby is so precious! Thank them for sharing a bit of their lives.