I squirted with my ex a few times. Most definitely real.

They did it, strangely enough, to an old photo of Ozzy Osborne, also. Sharon Osbourne went off on them, apparently.

Samuel L. Jackson, I presume?

I eat like I’m a toddler so that’s too much for me. But, I can think of lots of people who would think that was heavenly.

I’m the same way. I only eat boneless chicken.

I have never had a chicken wing. They gross me out. But, I eat chicken.

I’m so sorry for your loss. Hugs.

In my book, that is no longer considered a pizza.

I wonder what she gets Christ for Father’s Day? I mean like a tie or new sandals just don’t seem to cut it...

She’s a Judy all the live long day.

Thank you.

I had to have a hysterectomy after my second son. I’m looking at surgery for prolapse, also. I send empathy and love to you, too!

Or, when the mother or earlier child had a major issue during a previous vaginal birth. I didn’t have one for funsies.

No, it isn’t just what you want. It depends on the size of the mother and her ability to birth a large baby. My son has a permanently paralyzed arm because the doctor didn’t do a C-section to avoid it. So, tell that to my son. How incredibly egotistic you sound.

I did have a C-section with my 10 pounder because my first son was a 9 pounder. I’m small-framed. He got stuck in the birth canal. The doctor put both hands in to try to pull him out. Note:Natural birth with no epidural or any pain meds at all. My baby’s heart rate was dropping. The doctor broke his collarbone on…

As the mother of a 10lb. 10oz. baby, I definitely feel your pain. Your body is never the same.

We weren’t allowed to take our son home from the NICU without taking a baby CPR course. Luckily, we never needed it.

Ted is a great name. He looks like a delight. Thanks for adopting!

Are you me? I used to wash just my bangs before school every day. The rest of my hair was curly and fine.

Mother of a 10 lb 10 oz baby! We are Warriors!!