Between this and Rihanna casually mentioning that they are not friends, we should probably expect yet another emo rap album from Drake this summer.

Well actually....here you are being a dick.

Bob Nutting could give me a million bucks and I’d still never forgive him for cutting payroll the year after winning 98 games.

Chris Paul currently ranks 16th on the all-time leaderboard for VORP at 73.59 (source: https://www.basketball-reference.com/leaders/vorp_career.html). Only PGs ahead of him on the list are Jason Kidd (11th, 78.19) and Magic (12th, 77.40). Dude is a premier perimeter defender and insanely consistent and efficient…

Nathan Peterman ends nearly two decades of ineptitude.

They’re now 2-4601

Yeah, but Newton is another guy who doesn’t play the game the wight way.

yeah, but it doesn’t take a brain genius to look at Cam Freaking Newton, The Guy Who Won MVP & Made A Super Bowl On A Team You Coached For, and go “maybe there’s something we can take from that with our quarterback who has some similar skills”

Kaepernick is still out there, of course,

“Oh, Tyrod. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price, your soul. Oh, by the way, you have until five to clear out your locker. I’m starting Sunday.”

It’s nice to see that Mike Greenberg paid tribute to the show by telling a couple of boring stories that I don’t give a shit about.

We won’t fully know the extent until the Rams get three more wins.

My therapist told me I’m not afraid of dying, I’m afraid of living.

What a dumbass. If he had just beaten up his girlfriend or child like a normal NFL player instead of smoking weed, he would have been reinstated a lot sooner.

Are we sure he’s a good coach? His best year was an 8-8 Raiders team that was pretty stacked, talent-wise.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Sure but if I was the Steelers, I’d be on the phone with Cleveland right now.

they already have a black WR