It is now impossible to cheer after any fucking plays in the NFL because everything gets overturned or reviewed for 5 minutes.

That was like a backyard finish when you were 10 and just made shit up to keep playing until you had to go inside for dinner.

I just skimmed this, but I’m intrigued by the idea of putting Philadelphia inside a hole on the moon.

“I’m playing the entire 2017 NFL season without collecting income”

Chris Long seems like a pretty good dude.

“But with our powers combined...”

That photo of the rhino is so damn depressing. Seriously, fuck people.

Is there a Five Guys in Temecula?

Damn, how much more burning can California take?

I really, really hope Trump responds. Or dies. Whatever.

Even Dennis Reynolds thinks this guy is a fucking creep.

In the immortal words of George Carlin:

Of course, Kyrie thought he was speaking to a reporter from the Boston Rectangle.

Haha. And remember, he had a press contingent with him and his staff told the reporters to stay on their buses because there “might be an early departure from the game.” Meaning, he and his staff knew all along he was only flying there to waste money and time. It’s interesting that the press corps is reporting how he…

Seems like the organization is going to have to shift its focus to getting a quality nose guard.

Seems disrespectful toward veterans and the flag, tbh.

Wow, their offensive line coach has really made himself the center of attention. Not sure how the Dolphins are going to tackle this problem. Should have found a way to guard against this type of thing as an organization.

“Every team is bad.”

If we live long enough to remember some of the current crop of dudes, we’re all winners.