A baby lawyer who reps babies?

Wait, are you a lawyer who is a baby or do you only take babies as clients? I NEED TO KNOW.

If his wife were around, how could he have dinner alone with another woman?

Oh, do explain this nuance we all missed.

If you and your wife can’t think of a single reason you could platonically or professionally meet for dinner with someone of the opposite sex, you two have problems you need to work out amongst yourselves.

I’m actually laughing out loud right now, the irony is too good. Case in point, guys! This reply right here^.

Horseshit the first time, still horseshit now.

Some of us work in fields dominated by conservative thought, Christian and otherwise. I work as a surveyor and engineer, and the people I work with in both regards are homophobic and HATE “the gays”. I have learned to separate that out, as being homophobic doesn’t automatically make you a bad person. It implies…

^Don’t write and snort cocaine at the same time, folks. ^This^ is what it looks like.^

Naw, you only use those fine paper blanks in old bibles for joints. Ink in the regular pages fucked up the quality of the high, answer other more thick pages are too difficult and or too shite quality for a decent roll unless YER A WIZARD ‘ARRY.

Uh, no. The gospels are all dated to at 2nd century, and feature wildly different interpretations of events. Likewise, the Q document seems to predate and originate Luke’s and Matthew’s gospels by several decades. Even the most strident Biblical scholar contends only two of the Gospel books were even MAYBE written by…

Are you in for some real confusion?I’m a Brit living stateside. It is not uncommon for us, and a certitude in my family, to call the “remote” the “TV box”.

It’s also supposed to give you a sense of humour, so clearly you aren’t high.

O RLY

Your tears sustain me, my pretty.

To borrow a bro term, you’re being awfully beta there, chum. You haz a sad? Haz a sad.

Actually, Jost and Che play really well off on each other. If Che didn’t have Jost and vice versa, I’d say fire them both.

I don’t understand why Leslie Jones is getting so much praise here. She’s funny, but she’s less talented than Kenan Thompson. She has said two characters she plays, and she just talks aboutfucking dudes a lot. What am I missing?

Well,I’M certainly interested in the very fascinating things you say.

And again, you aren’t aware of whether he’s talked directly to Tig Notaro or not. No one is saying gaslighting hasn’t occurred, and the only reason anyone wants CK to make a public statement is for him to take some measure of responsibility, which he may owe Tig Notaro, but he owes literally no one else. We don’t know…