Both ways, this is the dumbest shit ever.

I have $8 a month and a pan of homemade enchiladas to chip in for this journalist. I feel like we can crowdfund this person.

O Canada or GTFO

Spoiler. They are.

Or a NXT rookie.

I’m going hiking tomorrow morning, but I also still plan to go for a run on Sunday morning. Thanks for inquiring after my exercise routine. It’s nice to know you care.

For future archiving purposes, this article, in which the President wants football players to hit each other harder without fear of penalty to revitalize ratings, is posted just above a shared story from a Lifehacker sub-site explaining the effects and probable causes of CTE within football players.

It sounds to me like there’s plenty of shade.

Smooth move. Parody yourself, and leave SNL nothing to work with this fall.

Any NFL player with an ounce of moral fiber needs to protest in solidarity with Kaep. The very same flag that Kaep is kneeling against is draped behind this megalomaniac, senile racist as he cheerleads for billionaire owners to fire their black employees for protesting social injustices.

Shouldn’t the 49ers’ stadium be full every game now that Kaepernick is off the team?

Oh PLEASE, assholes. PLEASE leave when someone kneels for the anthem. Games will be so much better without you.

Wait, he’s in Scotland now?! So I all I have to do is get on the National Rail.... My partner won’t mind right?! RIGHT?!

I just want Leo to be gay, is that so much to ask?

sometimes you feel like some nut, sometimes you don’t.

Page Six is like your Trump loving nibby nosed nothing-to-do great auntie. All powder and perfume but with a gossipy dark heart of rot.

out of the goddamn greys

“His book is similarly narratively askew”

I bet Tyler had a lot of “Participant” ribbons hanging on his parent’s fridge growing up.