Eh. There’s plenty of trash in the UK and Australia and Canada. You just don’t realize it because the legacy of colonialism makes you think all British people sound classy, Australian accents are jovial and warm and disarming, and you forget Canada exists unless you want to make a joke about nice people who wear a lot…

Gary Clark Junior’s This Land opens with “pissed off and paranoid” and builds to:

I know! And not everyone has a cousin Kevin. Like does this “journalist” think that we all just go around talking to “cousin Kevins”? WTF! The Kevin I’m related to is my uncle, not my cousin, and uncle Kevin is a farmer, not an accountant. Some people aren’t even related to a Kevin at all. Some people don’t even have…

If he sues, Lifetime will just make a Lifetime Movie about it.

You do have a point.

Look, the Fox News demographic likes to look FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:fwd:FWD, not backward.

YOU HEARD IT HERE, FIRST!

DIABLO CODY IS FINALLY GETTING INTO VIDEO GAMES!

Leave the goddamn clocks alone!

That’s because you’re an idiot.

“The action-packed tale of ‘Mega’ Manfred Jones (Mark Wahlberg), a no-nonsense cop with a chip on his shoulder and a heart of gold. One day, when Manfred loses his hand in a drug bust gone south, he’s enlisted in a secret government program to blend ballistics with prosthetics, headed by Cal ‘Light’ Toren (Jonah…

1. This is so fucking dumb.

She noted that Sessions didn’t seem at all concerned about due process or fairness

This is such a fucking insult to the real Avril. RIP.

“You're putting the guy wearing the 15k ostrich jacket in jail? COME ON!"

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

I think this could be a good show, if written from the real Delilah’s point of view. You’re a college athlete with a steady boyfriend. You meet some guy at a party who develops a crush on you, and he turns out to be in a rock band. He writes a bland but catchy song about your pretend long-distance relationship, with…

Maybe this is some crazy Hollywood Gift of the Magi thing and HGTV always wanted to buy it and restore it FOR Lance but he tried to buy it for himself first and now it’s this crazy mess?

Tons of quests and things that I can drop in and out of. Busy work is great on the go, and bite-sized quests are prefect for lunch breaks and commutes!

Papa John’s board is instituting the unusual “poison pill provision.”

We use a commenting system that rhymes with a kind of martial-arts warrior. I’ll refer to is a “kamurai.” Kamurai can be really awful sometimes: it messes up posts, often it takes multiple tries to upload media, editing doesn’t always seem to work, sometimes it hides really interesting posts, etc.