I really liked Philly when I’ve visited, for what it’s worth! Haha.

And of course she isn’t even an native New Yorker. They never are. My New York family (born and raised there) loves LA. Big city people typically appreciate other big cities, regardless of their flaws.

I’m a native Angeleno and, while I absolutely love it here and would miss the hell out of it if I had to move to the east coast, I wouldn’t shit all over the new city like it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. I try to make the best out of all my situations and I understand that not all cities were made the…

His report card.

Jason Chaffetz desperately needs to be dropped off a tall building. For the good of the country.

omg I wonder what ice cream Jonathan Cheban I got, I bet it was so good. He probably looked at the menu and just knew from reading the words that his ice cream would taste so super good. I hope, for everyone’s sake, that Kim did not get the rock shrimp.

the writer of the US Weekly article doesn’t understand DST because he doesn’t understand anything. like the fact that your favorite Friends episode only takes up 23 minutes, not a whole extra hour. or literally anything about to-go breakfast-food establishments:

You know, I’m gonna say something I think we all need to remember. It’s good to have an adversary, and better to have a worthy one.

guys i am for real concerned that he didn’t know that a whole world lay beyond the US until like 2 months ago

All of the continuity issues within the Kardashian universe will be resolved in a “Crisis on Infinite Earths” style pare-down, when the Khloe from Earth-Prime does battle with the shadowy Kris of Earth-13 (she extinguished the sun). And Kylie’s lip kits are sold out on all worlds in the multiverse, alas.

WHERE DID I GO WRONG I LOST A FRIEND

I feel like we aren’t really addressing the root of the problem: WHO IS STILL LEAVING VOICEMAILS in 2016?

lol

Are they also appealing their right to record boring ass, vanilla white trout piece of shit music.

Guy that's friends with my Berner friend was going off about how the American Dream is bullshit because we were taught if you worked hard and believed then you would succeed and they worked hard and believed and Bernie didn't win so it is all rigged and bullshit. I drank his tears.

Looking at her pinterest board, she really seems to like antiseptic, cold, and impersonal and colorless interiors. Yes, I’m nosy.

My favorite part of this whole Senior Week thing has been finally realizing that Ashley Feinberg is my favorite person on the Internet.

What does that even mean? Why does this make you “fear for the current generation”? I have a sever lung disease and my health goes up and down often.

fuck off