Fucking thank you for this. Though I think you meant asperg-sions.

To be fair, she went from Fox to TLC to whatever the hell the Sportsman Channel is. She'll be down to running short features before Rick Santorum's films before you know it.

THIS. Holy shit. It's getting more and more paniful to watch, and at this point I can't watch it if anyone who isn't also invested is in the room because it otherwise looks like I have terrible taste in television. This season should've been cut in half.

I mean, I can't imagine inhaling glycerin and artificial flavorings is GOOD for you...certainly better than burning leaves, but probably not as good as not doing anything.

Depends on where you are but I've found some truly amazing places in California. Osteria Mozza, Fabiolus Cucina, and Cucina Bene in LA are all completely legit spots. Trattoria Grappolo in Santa Ynez is AMAZING (though I don't recommend it after a night of heavy drinking because you will fill up on bread). Also,…

It's insulting for you to call Olive Garden an Italian restaurant.

Actually, yes - you can buy cartridges that are nicotine free!

Yeah, you haven't been to America before, have you?

Huh. I assumed the amount of grass meant otherwise. Good to know.

Because LA isn't the desert. It's a Mediterranean climate. It's dry, but it's certainly no Vegas.

All things considered, I understad what you're saying about evaporation, but consider that A) the fountain water is recirculated, and B) you're missing the forest for the trees. I would say that the amount of green…

Considering he's more worried about playing video games for children, I'd say he has a loooooong way to go to renunciation, if it ever happens.

To be clear, I was mostly going for the lolz there - I'm anti-death penalty, and I appreciate the rehabilitate nature of Scandinavian prisons. I think it works great for…

He would become a much more productive part of society if he was turned into fertilizer. 77 children, dude. There is no rehab that will make that OK.

The man murdered 77 CHILDREN. ON AN ISLAND. The fact that he is still alive at all is a reprieve.

Honestly, a 3DS would be worth it JUST for Fire Emblem: Awakening. I clocked 80 hours on my first playthrough (and still have the Xenologues to deal with once I'm done with Bravely Default), and bought my DS used. So basically, it cost me $2.12 per hour of entertainment. Cheaper than a hooker, that's for certain!

My favorite part - the guy holding up a 3DS like a lighter during The Lunarians.

Cool medley; everything about the crowd makes me cringe.

This guy was a TSA agent, so the layover was in America, and they tried to bring it through their carryons. If they had gotten the champagne in in Frankfurt, they would've gone through customs, and this issue you're being really obtuse about wouldn't exist.

I think the liquids thing is dumb, but the marines should've…

I think this is the thing you're looking for.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheeple

My thoughts exactly. This was graphically FFVI, but sonically FFIII.

I like to take my iTouch on airplanes to play games and read books on. I am not going to pay $19.99 for wifi so I can play this piece of shit.

Snack Tray has evolved quite a bit in the last couple of years!