Target also had a bunch of “I want to be Batman’s girlfriend” shirts in the little girl’s section, which is a good way to get “fridged”.

Don't worry, no one is reading anyway.

You can’t say “goddamn” on Deadspin!

Sweet Caroline is a fun Fenway park experience for those of all ages, and should be played even when the Red Sox are down 20 runs.

That’s all we got? THREE GOD DAMN WINS?*

I saw my friend Conrad Nomikos fight such a beast on the shores of Thessaly. Even with the help of his great hound Bortan it took days.

But we are all cool starring our own Kotaku posts...right?

January 3, 1990

Well, it was a black bear. It could have been going for its gun.

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And to think they paid for this nonsense but they weren’t interested in my riveting personal essay about how my spouse and I use google rewards surveys to solve our arguments by asking the world who is right.

I was told there’d be no math...?

Signore...the bull does not always lose...

If I remember from Richard Porter’s book (the script editor for TG), most of the time it is them actually driving, but they definitely did have other people occasionally drive for re-takes or whatnot. Basically like the trio are actually in the cars as often as scheduling allows. But (again, IIRC) he didn’t say…

Why would they need to ally with Oregon? If I’m on Cali’s War Cabinet, I’d consider OR basically a gimmie. They’d be all like “KEEP PORTLAND WEIRD” up until the moment the LA gang-bangers roll up and eat them alive.

Lindy Booth & Rebecca Romijn

I know that it can be tempting to follow the path of other women pissed off at men named Jason, but Medea is not a good model for rational behavior.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

Kites have incredible eyesight. From that height, they can even see as far as London and France.

“Men are afraid women will take their canoe paddles. Women are afraid of losing their spirituality.”