I’ve never heard of the correct or incorrect tenterhooks / tender hooks.

Don’t be a Rick Sanchez and take these things for granite.

A Carvana spokeswoman did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

“Plus, some rappers will use a word that don’t mean nothing, like “lupid.””

Obligatory...

How often are you getting pulled over that you have a standard procedure for what you “usually” do?  

Let me pull your bootlicking ass out of the greys for a tick...

Tldr

I had planned to suggest Elio Motors as the biggest automotive flop, but I put off introducing anything until it was too late.

Oh, the humanity...

I don’t care.

As I have gotten older, the phrase “money doesn’t buy happiness” has steadly climbed the ranks of “dumbest shit I have ever heard”.

They’ll be used to sell vending machines. RIP Mitch Hedberg.

On the upside, it assumes the stock is worth anything. 

Lordstown? Seriously? Could they have come up with a dumber name? I’m sorry, but the name alone is enough to make this thing go the way of the Gumpert Apollo.

The Dogs of Lordstown.

I thought during the trailer don’t walk into that tunnel, lady. There’s an A24 movie on the other side.

“For the love of god, stop it with the angry cars. Please!”
I’ve stopped seeing this design language as “angry” and more like the impotent rage of a toddler, upset over a spilled juicebox. It’s crybaby-face.

Jesus Christ, it’s the original arcade game and it isn’t close. Kotaku is now as dead to me as zombie Deadspin.

“you people” - I can’t imagine anyone would have a problem with that