No Not Necessarily the News? Bah. It stands on its own, but beyond that there’s no Daily Show, Colbert Report, or Last Week Tonight (among others) without it.

Will you take it easy? It’s a thread on the fucking AV Club, not a graduate thesis.

ACTING!

Are you really that insecure that you took their comments personally?

I’m not a republican, and you can thank republicans for that.

“Like driving electric cars to avoid fossil fuels, without realizing much of the electricity powering the cars still comes from fossil fuels”

Or, fuck you asshole. 

I just don’t get why it’s NC-17. Like, how much nudity or graphic sex do we actually see? How long does it even last? And when exactly does it happen in the runtime of the film, and are there timestamps? I just don’t get it.

Danny DeVito is a frickin national treasure. I’ll watch anything he’s in.

The Rumham FC wasn’t for sale either, so this was their next best option.

“it comes down to $105 for one year with no ads or $70 for one year without ads.”

Well I never heard of this and this review made me interested in watching it but then the review felt the need to say that a character makes an unexpected choice in the final minutes of the film. Which is totally a spoiler despite not saying what the unexpected choice is because now I’m expecting something at the…

Coming down (or up) the pike. “Going down the pike”...well, just isn’t an idiom, but I guess would imply that she’s sending this new show away.

Drivers also go 80 when they are intentionally planning to crash their cars.

I think he just looks like somebody combed Robert Smith’s hair.  

The thing is, the plan is so fucking easy. Here, I’ll do it for them:

Maybe they shouldn't be hiring 18 year olds who are out on bond from retail theft cases to work security?

Okay, but that was a GREAT episode of ER. 

“When Sam again crosses paths with the Scottish black cat”

You have to have previously mentioned the cat to say “again.” Hire good writers.

At this point, I’ve written off HBOMax as a dead service walking and am only interested in how the fallout from all this might affect the main HBO brand.